Matt would be the huge cyberdemon blasting revenants. Or if you prefer, a spectator who doesn't know where he is or what he's doing. A tugboat is a boat which typically tugs boats. Whether a tugboat tugs 3/5 of a boat, or 2/3 of a ship, it is still a tugboat. Don't call it a tubat.

But if you did say, it's probably still not worth the effort to bother.

We were taught Switzerland used Linux to support a double-headed capitalist snake that rats its own tail to collectively abdicate rsilvergun's admonition.

sorry, my text encoding was a 6-digit id

Reminds me of the early days, when Matt Damon made millions scrubbing toilets for IBM. Now Ben Affleck's lab-grown diamond has tarnished like coal.

Well, if the nuke's not actually in the briefcase, what's in the football... a gun? I thought those were in the Chinese shipping containers. Next you'll tell me Siri phones is a useful convention for casual laymen. I'll have to fingerprint my browser session using capability dimensions from now on. [selects laptop from potpal as misdemeanor]

There was a media blitz (or firestorm... don't downvote my grammar) in 2020 about OLD MEN enacting the APPROPRIATION of digital sentience. Of course, the Simpsons episode featuring Bob Dole predicted this... it was just repurposed from Mr Sparkle. Back in 2020, I even asked Satya Nadella to testify for my Amiga emulator, before I got Cheerios in it. Petaflops my baby butthole.

AirBnB joke

like only E1M1 with a monochrome 2-pixel demon. But links to full details on your blog with your masters thesis on "How to S*ck Your Own D*ck in 2_056KB Or Less".

Sorry the DEA is 50 years backwards.

So much bloatware, they can't move a taskbar.

It costs 2c (pardon the ASCII translation) to shoot down a 1e12 CAD (pardon the Unicode) missive... but don't ask me to explain the "walled ivory garden" behind Slashdots decis%n to block new accounts.

They basically took Freaknix and strapped a Finn on its back.

Great article BTW

I read that Carmack used to purchase junk research papers behind a paywall. Then he crawled through a school window, with just a brain. The Living End +.