Mod parent funny.
Even funnier is the book Tech Monopoly by Herbert Hovenkamp, especially when it comes to the area of solutions. The book Careless People was also pretty funny, especially in the parts where it tried to portray Zuck as a real human boy.
Root of the problem thoughts? Good intentions and a charged blaster will get more done than good intentions alone, and Microsoft has plenty of well-charged blasters. Now think about major changes that were linked to good intentions. Stuff like the abolition of slavery and the NHS. Ancient history, right? Anything in the pipeline now? Of course Microsoft and f[r]iends are claiming that AI will solve all the important problems, but when you ask for more details it seems the "important" stuff keeps coming back to shareholder value. "You shall not press down upon the brow of labor this crown of [Copilot-enhanced Microsoft Office]. You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of [shareholder value]."
"I don't drink a spreedsheet every day, but when I do, I drink LibreOffice. I'm the most boring man in the world."