Comment I deciphered one too (Score 4, Funny) 47
LISTA EMENDORUM
(Marcus needs to pick up before Livia kills him)
Garum (the good Pompeian stuff, NOT that cheap Lusitanian rubbish)
More garum (you can never have enough garum)
Olive oil, 1 amphora (check for watering down, that crook at the forum did it last time)
Bread, 3 loaves (the ones without the sawdust)
Dormice, 12, fattened (Decimus is coming for dinner, the pretentious bastard)
Flamingo tongues (see above re: Decimus)
Posca for the slaves (vinegar will do, stretch it)
Wine, Falernian if we can afford it, Campanian if Livia isn't looking
Lead acetate wine sweetener (everyone says it's fine)
Silphium (if anyone still has any, which they don't, because you lot ate it all)
Fish, whatever looks least suspicious
Lark tongues, 200 (Decimus again, honestly)
Snails, 1 bucket, milk-fattened
Cumin, because we put cumin in everything
Pepper (remortgage the villa first)
One cabbage (Cato says it cures everything, Cato is a bore but it can't hurt)
Urine, 1 amphora (the fuller needs it for the togas, don't ask)
Sponge on a stick (we're running low and the public ones are disgusting)
If there's change left, new toga. The old one has garum on it. Again.