Comment Re:Why? (Score 3, Informative) 49
There is a teeny (yet startlingly high-quality) DAC in the adapter. The lightning port is digital-only. (Source)
[...] possible because Jeep Wranglers allow thieves to pop the hood from the outside of the car and disable the alarm even before using their non-authenticated replacement key.
There's your main problem right there.
I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember... Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.