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The first flying card I get in will not be named after wild cattle. It might be name after the most loyal of tame creatures or one of the more sedate birds (preferably one that floats too).
So big deal, 100... It is not uncommon for a science dept at a university to get 400 applications for a tenure track position.
Or even as many as 420.
Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.