It's hard not to sound like a troll when talking about this. Just don't drive drunk. I don't care if it's inconvenient for you. I don't care if cabs are expensive. I don't care if you can handle your alcohol well. I support very strong DUI laws. It just seems like you're playing russian roulette with other peoples' lives. Driving drunk is such an obviously stupid thing to do that I question anybody sense who argues for leniency regarding drunk driving.