"go easy on the 'just apt-get FubarPackageInstaller.gzip and rd -m Arglebargle' stuff"...
So why is he asking Slashdot?
Seriously, git-annex assistant might be the solution for part of his problem. assistant is a pretty front end to git-annex which uses git to sync repositories of file metadata and several other means (rsync, etc) to schlep the files between repositories. It won't run on his Windows box but does run on OS X and might be easy enough for his wife to use.
But I've always been told by the fanboys that Linux is inherently secure, right? So that's not possible.
A trojan startup file was added to the system start up scripts
But Linux has no viruses/trojans/malware, right?
To clarify, the kernel.org announcement says that trojan startup file was added to the server's startup scripts.
It's not ONLY a stick of ram. It's an indicator to your employer that you don't understand boundaries, roles, and responsibilities.
Wow, I'm glad I don't work at your company. I've been blessed with a sane IT guy where I work. When I said I needed a Linux desktop, he got me a bare PC, handed it over to me and said, "Your on your own". We get along great.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.