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Comment Thanx Merrick ! (Score 1) 1605

by jalet on Wednesday November 06, 2024 @05:18PM (#64926039) Attached to: Trump Wins US Presidency For Second Time

As a non-USAn citizen, I think we can all thank that Merrick Garland slug who didn't dare to do his job in time...

Comment We won't miss him much... (Score 1) 35

by jalet on Monday October 23, 2023 @03:44PM (#63946769) Attached to: Martin Goetz, Who Received the First Software Patent, Dies at 93

Good riddance !

Comment Predict my ass (Score 1) 221

by jalet on Monday March 27, 2023 @03:53PM (#63404256) Attached to: Bill Gates Predicts 'The Age of AI Has Begun'

Technically, if you predict something and use the past tense like in 'has begun', then it's no prediction, but ascertainment...

Comment When will Agent Orange be behind bars ? (Score 1, Flamebait) 69

by jalet on Thursday September 29, 2022 @08:27PM (#62925511) Attached to: NSA Employee Leaked Classified Cyber Intel, Charged With Espionage

Interestingly they didn't wait for almost two years to get him and say he risks death !

And justice for all... who can afford it !!!

The USA, just like my own country, is a joke.

Comment Re:Renewal fees are needed for long copyright (Score 1) 237

by jalet on Monday July 04, 2022 @05:08PM (#62673176) Attached to: Mickey Mouse Could Soon Leave Disney As 95-Year Copyright Expiry Nears

Do you think they would ever miss a renewal or fail to register anything in their entire stable?

Microsoft one day forgot to renew their DNS domain name, so all is possible...

Comment Re:Not so bad (Score 1) 179

by jalet on Thursday June 30, 2022 @10:39PM (#62664556) Attached to: How Belief In AI Sentience Is Becoming a Problem

I've been married. This sounds like an improvement. Where can I buy one?

You've made my day, thanks !

Comment Re:the target is not the kids (Score 1) 291

by jalet on Tuesday May 31, 2022 @04:37PM (#62581290) Attached to: France Bans English Gaming Tech Jargon in Push To Preserve Language Purity

Actually, they now have a different word for e-mail: "Mél" (I kid you not). I've seen it on a French tax form and it's apparently an official word now.

It's a shorthand for "Message électronique" (electronic message).

Comment Re:Doesn't matter (Score 1) 291

by jalet on Tuesday May 31, 2022 @04:20PM (#62581224) Attached to: France Bans English Gaming Tech Jargon in Push To Preserve Language Purity

wrt "umbrella" vs "parapluie" : in french we also have the word "ombrelle", which is exclusively used to create a shadow ("ombre" in french) and protect us from the sun. On the other hand "parapluie" protects ("parer" in french, although "protéger" is used more often) from the rain ("pluie" in french).

Comment Re:Time to move to Azure AD? (Score 1) 44

by jalet on Tuesday March 22, 2022 @05:08PM (#62381375) Attached to: Authentication Firm Okta Probes Report of Digital Breach

You made my day, thanks !

Comment The powers of 2... (Score 1) 70

by jalet on Monday February 21, 2022 @03:54PM (#62289571) Attached to: Dutch Consumer Watchdog Gives Apple Fifth $5.7 Million Fine in App Store Dispute

Simply multiply the fine by 2 each passing week with no action from Apple. They will comply sooner than later, you can believe me.

Comment Re:What this shows (Score 2) 105

by jalet on Thursday August 12, 2021 @11:49PM (#61686561) Attached to: NASA Has a New Challenge To Reaching the Moon by 2024: Its $1 Billion Spacesuit Program

... we'd still be fucking cro-magnons living in caves.

at least we would still be fucking someone then !

Comment At least ! (Score 1) 89

by jalet on Thursday July 01, 2021 @10:05PM (#61542546) Attached to: Microsoft's Blue Screen of Death Is Changing To Black In Windows 11

A much awaited move...

Comment IRC (Score 1) 155

by jalet on Monday January 25, 2021 @10:49PM (#60991860) Attached to: Which messaging app do you prefer to use?

IRC

Comment Re:Hey guys, another site just got hacked... (Score 1) 49

by jalet on Tuesday December 15, 2020 @07:50PM (#60835494) Attached to: Hackers at Center of Sprawling Spy Campaign Turned SolarWinds' Dominance Against It

You made my day ! Thanks a lot !!!

Comment Re:In other news... (Score 2) 214

by jalet on Sunday September 06, 2020 @04:23AM (#60478396) Attached to: Elon Musk Says Settlers Will Likely Die on Mars

I know plenty stories that had a different outcome..

You made my day !!!

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