Comment 04/01 (Score 1) 985
s/Linus Torvalds/The deRaat/g for the perfect April Fools story?
s/Linus Torvalds/The deRaat/g for the perfect April Fools story?
What, no mention of it's use by Trinity in Matrix 2?
Corydoras == cory cat catfish == scum sucking bottom dweller patent troll.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corydoras
Massachusetts used to have a green series of license plates a couple of decades ago that consisted of solely a rear plate. They are no longer issued, having been replaced by the red plates that have front and back plates. The green plates are held on to by those that still have them, for various reasons such as not destroying the looks or aerodynamics at the front of the car.
There have been several stories alleging that the RMV has "informally" informed the inspectors at the state inspection stations to begin failing cars with the green rear-only plates to force them to "update" to the red front and back plates. Usually they claim it is for lack of readability. Given the age of the plates, sometimes they are hard to read, but often they are quite readable, but are failed anyway.
Martin? Is that you? What are you doing in that timeline? Hurry up an get back on the Heart of Gold before Earth gets blown up to make way for the hyperspatial express route. Gosh, you'll probably go on and on about how you were mistreated for years....
-Zaphod
Cue the speed of light jokes....
I'll take the RED pill.
No, BLUE!!!!
arrrgghh!
Life in the state of nature is solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short. - Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan