irbeginner - Slashdot User

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by irbeginner on Tuesday March 06, 2018 @12:14PM (#56216809) Attached to: Flippy the Robot Takes Over Burger Duties At California Restaurant

It looks like you're flipping a burger! Would you like help with that?

by irbeginner on Wednesday July 20, 2016 @12:21AM (#52545475) Attached to: Facebook Pitches Laser Beams As The High-Speed Internet Of The Future

The author of this summary obviously did.

by irbeginner on Monday July 11, 2016 @04:25PM (#52491627) Attached to: Infected Pokemon GO APK Carries Dangerous Android Backdoor

This apk infects your pokemon with pokÃ©rus so they power up faster. Download while it lasts folks.

by irbeginner on Friday August 29, 2014 @11:21AM (#47784671) Attached to: US Government Fights To Not Explain No-Fly List Selection Process

Oops. Hard drive crashed. No copies of the no-fly list.

by irbeginner on Monday June 30, 2014 @01:43PM (#47351761) Attached to: Krebs on Microsoft Suspending "Patch Tuesday" Emails and Blaming Canada

Yeah. With their flappy heads and stuff.

by irbeginner on Sunday February 16, 2014 @05:15PM (#46261559) Attached to: What Would You Do With the World's Most Powerful Laser?

Rise and shine Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the trolling

by irbeginner on Monday October 28, 2013 @11:46AM (#45259123) Attached to: Why Can't Big Government Launch a Website?

This makes a lot more sense if the moon landing was faked. (Puts on tinfoil hat).

by irbeginner on Monday October 28, 2013 @11:41AM (#45259087) Attached to: Why Can't Big Government Launch a Website?

Imagine all the people,no lawyers beneath their feet.