how is anyone so conceptually illiterate as to not recognize "cloud" and "security" as contradictory terms, anyway

those rules are for you, not me!

for early detection AND SONIC EXTINGUIPATION

seriously, between this and the sonic fire suppression article a bit ago, there's a good idea to be had. Too bad we couldn't just get this done, it'd be helpful

Good news - your assumptions are all wrong! So keep at it, you'll find out eventually!

I mean it's so stunningly obvious that amazon is up to their ass in illegal shit you'd have to be a total luddite to not realize it. Everything they've "banned" is still available on the site somewhere, their inventory at this point seems to exclusively include unlabelled returns which don't work; the last thing I bought was an electric drill with no battery, no wire, and no port... fraud is the name of the game Amazon's playing, and those slaps on the wrist are chump change compared to what they're raking in, hand over fist.

Too big to fail! *golfclap*

McGruff, The Crime Dog, is SHOCKED at how much this pays. Shocked!

"designed to speed up coding" and it fires off a command it doesn't understand and destroys everything lmfao

perfect

macroshaft just shitting the bed that hard

i mean what do you do when a product the whole world relies on suddenly jumps on a bandwagon and becomes a fucking flake? Normally there are legal solutions but that requires a legal system capable of noticing the problem, and ours hasn't even coped with the reality of ctrl-c yet. It's not gonna make "the right decision" on AI.

Meanwhile your files keep getting munched, your databases deleted.

On the other hand, it MIGHT be able to recognize that an AI is not the same as an index, and google's search is now different enough from an index that it cannot be classified as such anymore (and is more of a pimp's rolodex now anyway) since the *other* thing, an actual index instead of a faggy index, is required and should exist.

it's not a labor shortage, it's a hiring shortage.

It's a conditions shortage, a pay shortage, a generosity shortage

Or you could just say it's an abundance of evil, a windfall for greed, a boon for the tight-assed and the hamfisted.

When the robots all break down, let them hire you back as a consultant! You can tell them where they can *really* put their luggage.

Capitalism's so fucking wasteful. There does not need to be competition in the big screen market you idiots. now there's just gonna be more incompatible bullshit. boring stupidity. can't just make bigger screens everyone can use, it's gotta be didney brand proprietary bullshit that'll be abandoned in a few years and WHICH IS THE REASON that it will be abandoned in a few years.

it's a theatre guys. if you think you've revolutionized the concept, it's because you're an idiot, an irredeemable virgin, and credulous af.

than thought by cretins who shouldn't have had a say to begin with

Pumped.... and dumped!

That you're willing to believe any capitalist can be trusted, even at this point when the truth is literally fucking you in the ass - i mean, ngl, they're not wrong when they say they're just giving you what you deserve.

They're legally required to hide the truth where the truth would hurt investors. That's the actual LAW. You're an IDIOT for believing anything any of them say.

The only "new" thing here is the suggestion that the conflict-averse could somehow thrive as a CEO. That he's a compulsive liar rather than strictly sociopathic does matter insofar as it's hurting operations within the company, but that's a flavor problem not a type problem.

If any of you have ever worked in government as a new party tries to implement a new agenda, you'll understand this much better than the private sector idiots.

ahh, the absolutely STUNNING irony of ICE telling people they're not allowed to be assholes online

i'm sorry but the record labels are the ones that gave their entire catalogues away to streaming cos for absolute dirt; they do not represent the interests of those who wrote or recorded the music and who now have no legal standing over their own work, who were not consulted when their works were sold, due to contracts which no civilized society would deem either legal or acceptable. They should be dissolved and the rights returned to those who actually did the work, and not left in the hands of the shitheads mismanaging everything.

Doesn't matter though, AI will finish them off.