so their product shelf life has taken a shit recently and they think it's time to launch a new line of AI products... how much goodwill can a macroshaft burn when a microstiff wants to burn customers?

as in, they aren't competent to make the decisions they're making

The final step in the grand larceny of the entire music industry: give it to the plagiarism machine, and let everybody go to town on it.

$15 a month for the entire catalogue of western music, what a business model

of all the pathetic sad virgin shit america has gotten up to lately, this is, bar none, the most pathetic virgin fanboy bullshit anybody has ever heard. what a bunch of fucking jerkoffs lol.

how is anyone so conceptually illiterate as to not recognize "cloud" and "security" as contradictory terms, anyway

those rules are for you, not me!

for early detection AND SONIC EXTINGUIPATION

seriously, between this and the sonic fire suppression article a bit ago, there's a good idea to be had. Too bad we couldn't just get this done, it'd be helpful

Good news - your assumptions are all wrong! So keep at it, you'll find out eventually!

I mean it's so stunningly obvious that amazon is up to their ass in illegal shit you'd have to be a total luddite to not realize it. Everything they've "banned" is still available on the site somewhere, their inventory at this point seems to exclusively include unlabelled returns which don't work; the last thing I bought was an electric drill with no battery, no wire, and no port... fraud is the name of the game Amazon's playing, and those slaps on the wrist are chump change compared to what they're raking in, hand over fist.

Too big to fail! *golfclap*

McGruff, The Crime Dog, is SHOCKED at how much this pays. Shocked!

"designed to speed up coding" and it fires off a command it doesn't understand and destroys everything lmfao

perfect

macroshaft just shitting the bed that hard

i mean what do you do when a product the whole world relies on suddenly jumps on a bandwagon and becomes a fucking flake? Normally there are legal solutions but that requires a legal system capable of noticing the problem, and ours hasn't even coped with the reality of ctrl-c yet. It's not gonna make "the right decision" on AI.

Meanwhile your files keep getting munched, your databases deleted.

On the other hand, it MIGHT be able to recognize that an AI is not the same as an index, and google's search is now different enough from an index that it cannot be classified as such anymore (and is more of a pimp's rolodex now anyway) since the *other* thing, an actual index instead of a faggy index, is required and should exist.

it's not a labor shortage, it's a hiring shortage.

It's a conditions shortage, a pay shortage, a generosity shortage

Or you could just say it's an abundance of evil, a windfall for greed, a boon for the tight-assed and the hamfisted.

When the robots all break down, let them hire you back as a consultant! You can tell them where they can *really* put their luggage.

Capitalism's so fucking wasteful. There does not need to be competition in the big screen market you idiots. now there's just gonna be more incompatible bullshit. boring stupidity. can't just make bigger screens everyone can use, it's gotta be didney brand proprietary bullshit that'll be abandoned in a few years and WHICH IS THE REASON that it will be abandoned in a few years.

it's a theatre guys. if you think you've revolutionized the concept, it's because you're an idiot, an irredeemable virgin, and credulous af.

than thought by cretins who shouldn't have had a say to begin with