It must be time to get a new calendar! :)

$ calendar
Mar 31 Rene Descartes born, 1596, mathematician & philosopher
Mar 31 Eckert-Mauchly Computer Corp. founded, Phila, 1946
Mar 31 Automated Retroactive Minimal Moderation (ARMM) released, 1993
Mar 31 National Day in Malta
Mar 31 Joseph Haydn is born in Rohrau, Austria, 1732
Mar 31 N'oubliez pas les Benjamin !
Mar 31 Bonne fÃte aux Benjamine !
Mar 31 Ã la saint Benjamin,
        Le mauvais temps prend fin.
Mar 31 Erstes Gesetz zur Gleichschaltung der LÃnder, 1933
Mar 31 Joseph Haydn in Rohrau geboren, 1732
Mar 31 ÃrpÃd
Mar 31 Ð"ÐнÑOE ÐоÑÑÐÐÑÐоРÐÐÐоÐÐÑÑfÑÑ
Mar 31 King Nangklao Memorial Day (àà±à(TM)à--ààà£àà¥àààzà£ààsàà--àààà"àààzà£àà(TM)à±ààààà¥àààààààààààà±à) in Thailand

They called me in for jury duty one time 35 years ago. I told them that I hate cops. They have never asked me to come back.

Sign my petition: Congressional Reform Act of 2011 http://www.thepetitionsite.com/31/congressional-reform-act-of-2011/

So now I can have paper clothes that are bullet proof!

sign my petition "Congressional Reform Act of 2011". http://www.thepetitionsite.com/31/congressional-reform-act-of-2011/

Please bring a connection to my house!!!!

sign my petition "Congressional Reform Act of 2011". http://www.thepetitionsite.com/31/congressional-reform-act-of-2011/

This page lists many High Quality Encryption devices.
http://www.jproc.ca/crypto/menu.html
Look at the KGV series

All messages shall be 42 bits in length

I can see insushi bars popping up all over the world to serve the raw insect delicacies! Num, Num!
Roach tartar anyone?

McAfee blocks Web sites which contain inappropriate content, those that contain malicious code, and those that provide services that may be unsafe to the company network and or its resources.

URL: http://ekstrabladet.dk/side9/
Categories: Pornography

I watch the news in the morning because the traffic lady has big bazookas!

Ahhhhhh, pictures of Lilly.
Do they have a Jenn Sterger channel yet?

I thought Dentyne gum did that many years ago?

Is he the one that made the web site with that ladies nude photos? He only said he was in India?

Can you go one step further with this and get it read the text (only) out of Microsoft formatted files? Maybe it could even read words out of Word files, Powerpoint, etc.

Maybe it sucked up too much matter and had to fart?

Take photographs of them and put them on the internet. Google will automagically index them and add them to their street maps in real time.