I believe the real name is Goober Pedy not Coober Pedy.

You forgot one.

How about laziness?

I was using a cell phone to type with. I apologize for spelling a word inaccurately, ie neing/being. I have a thick index finger.

Referencing paragraph two, peripheral is spelled incorrectly. When typing using a computer keyboard, was Spell-Checker not available? Better accuracy, then neing bothered by one space or two.

That was a good one.