Isn't

Will get fruit, religious pamphlets or other non-candy

essentially the same as

Will probably egg or otherwise vandalize my house.

Now do the validation suite for it. That's really the hard part.

For you fix that there did.

Pay in cash whenever practical. It's amazing how many databases this will keep you out of.

Two girls / one squirrel, anyone?

When I die I want my body to be donated to entertainment.

Seriously, I want to play Yorick.

Remove the browser icon from your desktop - make sure you can't just do a quick twitch to your favorite distraction.

Play loud, repetitive music through wired headphones. This cuts distractions, gives you something to do during compiles, and tethers you to your desk all at once. I'm partial to Philip Glass and VNV Nation.