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Journal by heliocentric on Monday March 01, 2004 @03:06PM

Body massage

mememememe memememememe mememe

Pork-chop sandwiches!

Jamaica mon fus mi naily ded wid laugh,
a watching di people rush di door like harbour shark,
so come
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
sunshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
sunshine deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
fun time deh yah, a time fi di bus ride
now!

Damage to the base is said to be heavy, and the Israeli jets are said to have made it back to their headquarters.

Did you happen to see a pink, I want to say vinyl purse around here somewhere?

Hey, aren't you Buzz Lightyear?

Hey kid, I'm a computer.

This is such a wonderful experience here with the Indian.

Look at all your different colored hats!

Flip it, stick it, see ya lata, bye.

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I say this with compassion (Score:2)

by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:

Dude...

LAY OF THE CRACK!
- Re:I say this with compassion (Score:2)
  
  by loucura! ( 247834 ) writes:
  
  What FortKnox really meant was, "Stop all the downloading".
  - Re:I say this with compassion (Score:1)
    
    by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
    
    Help Computer
- Re: (Score:2)
  
  by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
  
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  - Re:It is vertical. (Score:2)
    
    by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
    
    Indeed!
    
    Took me the longest time trying to figure out waht you were saying, until I noticed my own misspelling. Blargh!
    - Re: (Score:2)
      
      by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
      
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      - Re:It is vertical. (Score:1)
        
        by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
        
        Nice catch, Blanko Nino. Too bad your ass got ssssaaaaaccccckkkked.
- Re:I say this with compassion (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  You must be new here. Althought I've been admiring the lay of your crack for some time, take a gander at my crack [fenslerfilm.com] (the PSAs).
Re: (Score:2)

by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:

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- Re:Help. (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  Last one there is a penis pump.
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    by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
    
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- I beg your pardon, eh? (Score:2)
  
  by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
  
  Begging your pardon, person, but whether or not we got wasted and made passionate tomato love to each other is none of your business.;)
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Ride de bus mahn! (Score:1)

by SlashReality ( 710851 ) writes:

OOoooooohh Look at all of your different colored hats! I could just eat you all up!
- Re:Ride de bus mahn! (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  There's no "Retard" in "Team" !
glowing orbs of wonder (Score:1)

by RecursiveGreen ( 559665 ) writes:

hey hey Johnny!! Look at the door Johnny!! AHHHHH!!!
- Re:glowing orbs of wonder (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  Mr. Body Massage Machine.
  
  GO!
My Mom's a song from the 60's (Score:2)

by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:

and I'm as original as Larry flynt. Potatoes. Toes. Poes. Prose. My jerky keystyle flows.

Prehensile like a pencile,
mekka-chekka-style.
- Fire on your sleeve! (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  Uh uh uh uh uh un uh okay un uh alright un uh ease up un uh.
  
  You didn't take anything out of our tent, did you?
  - Re:Fire on your sleeve! (Score:2)
    
    by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
    
    blurp? Thats cool.
    
    Given a geometric nucleus of any spherical radius, and I'll flip on it. For real. The maximum overdue fine is $25. You may be, but you may not.
Hey! (Score:2)

by dexterpexter ( 733748 ) writes:

I have seen the GI Joe films those came off of! In fact, they are sitting on my server. lol.
- Re:Hey! (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  You're saying you have the originals? I grew up on that sort of stuff and I'd love to find the originals. You got the one about eating a candy bar before the basketball game and soon "you'll just feel run down." ?
  
  Knowing is half the battle!
GI Joe Body Massage video (Score:2)

by dexterpexter ( 733748 ) writes:

Click here for the GI Joe "Body Massage" video [utulsa.edu] in it's fully, outrageous glory. *grins* (Quicktime required)

"let's launch over it"
"who wants a body massage?"
"mr. bodymassage machine"
- Re:GI Joe Body Massage video (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  You can go to the site I linked to earlier for mpeg versions of all the PSAs. I'm still looking for the origianl (ie un-altered) PSAs.
  - Re:GI Joe Body Massage video (Score:2)
    
    by dexterpexter ( 733748 ) writes:
    
    Don't have them, but that doesn't mean that I won't look for you! :) I linked a few of the altered PSAs in my other reply. I will look for the originals.
GI Joe public service announcements & shorts (Score:3, Informative)

by dexterpexter ( 733748 ) writes: on Monday March 01, 2004 @10:32PM (#8436269) Journal

And here they are:

MMEeememmmmememememeeeeeee reference, for those who don't know. (Carnival) [utulsa.edu]

GI Joe Ice. [utulsa.edu]
(Warning: bad language)

Hillarious. GI Joes Nosebleed. [utulsa.edu]

GI Joe Reggae reference [utulsa.edu]

GI Joe Computer. Utterly confusing. [utulsa.edu]

Again, body massage. Funniest one ever, next to the nose bleed one. [utulsa.edu]

((Quicktime required))

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- Re:GI Joe public service announcements & short (Score:2)
  
  by Ethelred Unraed ( 32954 ) * writes:
  
  Please! No more! I no handle it!!
  Katz: You must have body massage survive make your time.
- Re:GI Joe public service announcements & short (Score:2)
  
  by curtisk ( 191737 ) writes:
  
  nice! Thanks for the linkage...I dunno, when ppl dub over old cartoons its just about always funny

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Ride de bus mahn! (Score:1)

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glowing orbs of wonder (Score:1)

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My Mom's a song from the 60's (Score:2)

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GI Joe Body Massage video (Score:2)

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