Journal heliocentric's Journal: Make your own comic 12
Just a few moments ago my friend RecursiveGreen spotted this really strange comic on the web. Granted he couldn't read what the real text said, it was funny nonetheless. And I figured you dastardly nerdly devils of Slashdot could think up some interesting new speech balloons* for the comic.
So, I removed the original text and I added the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, and G instead. So all you have to do is come up with the text that goes where the letters are in this comic. Post as many versions as you wish.
For example:
A: The weapons of boobistan have been ignited.
B: Will our heroes escape?
C: "Oh no! The Playboy mansion has been destroyed!"
D: Meanwhile, back at their lair...
E: "Yippie, I want a banana this big!"
F: It is amazing they can even walk upright...
G: "Hey, I landed in dog crap."
* - Some balloons may be like a "voice over" of what is taking place. Do as you see fit.
Obvious. . . (Score:1)
A: What happen?
B: Someone set up us the bomb.
C: All your base are belong to us.
D: What you say!!
E: You have no chance to survive make your time.
F: Take off every 'Zig'!!
G: Move 'Zig'. For great justice.
Maybe a bit too obvious. . .?
and.... (Score:1)
Re:and.... (Score:1)
I don't know about I'm William Burrows, or I'm Rose Kennedy but I do know that "I'm Dick Darlington. No I'm Dick Darlington. Well I'm Giselle."
Re:and.... (Score:1)
Actually, all the quotes are from Eegah (MST3K style). I've seen that episode about 30 times--it's sort of a favourite of mine.
Okay, now where's the Dick Darlington one from?
Re:and.... (Score:1)
I only saw Eegah once so I didn't remember all the lines. But the snakes one came up recently so I knew that one.
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ignore this one (Score:1)
A: every thought felt as true, or allowed to be accepted as true by your conscious mind
B: take roots in your subconscious
C: blossoms sooner or later into an ACT and bears its own fruit
D: good thoughts bring forth good fruit!
E: bullshit thoughts rot your meat
F: think right, and you can fly!
G: Free your mind, and your ass will follow? Literally?
I am Justice (Score:2)
B. The famine is over.
C. Chew chew chew chew chew.
D. Sated.
E. Why does bread always directly to my breasts?
F. Yeah! My back hurts.
G. Too full. I've fallen and I can't get up.
Hmmmm (Score:2)
B: Twenty litres of unleaded, please.
C: Airbags deploy!
D: I would very much like to see the slides of your liver operation but first I must go and hack my head into tiny pieces with my comb.
E: OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the temperature.
F: My son is a cold-hearted gangster, and I need a hug.
G: Boy, I sure wish FortKnox would post the pics!
Upper directory. (Score:2)
I don't have any words for the comic, but did you check out the higher level directories [transfur.com]? There's more! Funny stuff. Are the Japanese (I assume this is Japanese anime) really this obsessed with seeing women make their boobs bigger with machines, pills, and magic? I guess there is all sorts of fetish anime.
Re:Upper directory. (Score:1)