I'm not sure if someone who plays Casual Game is always a casual gamer. My uncle (Who must be in his 60s.) is obsessed/addicted to Bejeweled. At every family get together he is talking about his high scores and how he can beat his wife's ass (at bejeweled.) He may be playing a "Casual Game.", but I would not describe him as a casual gamer.

4k of RAM?!? How about 256 bytes, expandable to 512. Here was my ACTUAL keyboard... http://www.vintage-computer.com/images/heathet3400.jpg

I don't know this Hilter you speak of.

I wonder if he was caught ripping/burning a DVD that would have resulted in being evicted?

From where I'm standing you are getting a +5 for mis-quoting and mis-representing what that person meant. Also, creating a gross generalization of the slashdot crowd.

The old Mass-Hole of the mountain.

Perhaps you could throw some pillows on it and use it as a sofa. It could power your plasma tv when its not taking you to work.

Easy is as easy does. I was thinking something like a battery pack on wheels that rolls out from under the vehicle and you roll the other one in. 1000 lbs of batteries? Thats half the weight of a typical car. Someone needs to get on that.

Or just keep a spare battery pack in your garage. Come home, swap'em and you're ready for the next trip.