with the little monkey playing his cymbals. Do do do do do... D'oh!

by Kurt Vonnegut. "True Democracy is only achieved when everyone is dragged down to the lowest common denominator!" Idiots.

Like anybody needed another reason to hate Comcast. Sheeh.

has a very good rep for sticking around for the long haul. This could easily go on long after 2028.

Getting into deeper hock to the Company Store... sounds mighty familiar.

So now they want my ability to prove my identity to rely on the charge state of a battery? NOT!

I thought "Apple computers don't get viruses".

It should be easy to come up with 20 or so Vanity Pieces like "Melania".

Heavy, man.
I watch it 'cause Matthew Broderick's computer is the IMSAI 8080, the first computer I ever built (from their kit).
Oh, that and the sound of Epson dot matrix printers... sigh.

We're NOT at war with Russia!

Interesting... Langley uses the same argument for using Flock "illegaly" as legalization advocates use to push the decriminalization of illict drugs.

It would only take 77,000 years to get there at the fastest speed accomplished by a human-made object. Hey Elon... Excelsior!

It's the American Way!

We don need to show you no steenkin badges!

You have been deemed a non-person because you are not random enough for us. Your death certificate should arrive in the mail within two weeks.