"help franchisees deliver value for customers ". Please explain sir, just what "value" does the customer receive by being charged extra? Sheesh.
More corporate-speak BS.

"Residents could feel insulted by it, regarding the offer as a bribe"
That's because it IS a bribe! Bribe:(noun) A valuable item or cash given to influence a person's actions or decisions.
Sorry, but I see no other way to interpret NorthPoint's "offer". Any other attempt to describe it is pure gaslighting.

next they'll install a native APL interpreter.

Thousands of empty datacenters humming along to support the AI agentic stores that sell "goods" to customers who never arrive.
Even Rod Serling couldn't write a more poignent ending.

Sure sounds like Perjury or at least Subornation of Perjury to me. When a lawyer's "client" does that, they do jail time.
How about when an officer of the court does it, shouldn't that be worse? Yet more douible-standard "justice".

The arrogance of the "We own the Glass!" and "It's OUR living room!" attitude is totally off the chain for me.
I will do everything I can to purge my environs of LG devices. Eff 'em.

because his sentence was communted by the lying thieving bastard in the White House. Them LTBs gotta hang together, ya know?

with the little monkey playing his cymbals. Do do do do do... D'oh!

by Kurt Vonnegut. "True Democracy is only achieved when everyone is dragged down to the lowest common denominator!" Idiots.

Like anybody needed another reason to hate Comcast. Sheeh.

has a very good rep for sticking around for the long haul. This could easily go on long after 2028.

Getting into deeper hock to the Company Store... sounds mighty familiar.

So now they want my ability to prove my identity to rely on the charge state of a battery? NOT!

I thought "Apple computers don't get viruses".

It should be easy to come up with 20 or so Vanity Pieces like "Melania".