That would be perfect dark I believe. So many hours wasted when I should have been studying :)

Homocide is a terrible hate-crime! Stop homocide now!

Skynet is doing this! They don't want us trained in robot-killin' and such. I, for one, welcome our shiny metal overlords...

but my Olympic brand grey-market Chinese import monitor actually has more options (color temperature, etc) when the thing is put into Chinese language mode... weird!