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Comment Re:Should not require an app (Score 1) 108

Every airline has a website that allows check-in and can generate a QR-code like boarding pass (which can also then be printed!). Both iOS and Android have "wallet" capabilities for storing such things. So the need for an airline-specific app is...?

Can you still log onto their website prior to flying, download the QR code boarding pass image to your phone, and use that to check in without the need for any app?

If the QR code is what the gate monkey needs, then the QR code is what the gate monkey gets.

Comment Re:Exported deflation (Score 1) 185

Maybe. Here in North America, the big three have already conceded the budget market. None of them are interested in anything other than luxury cars. For the first time, the average car purchase in the US has hit $50k.

Forget 2026. The big three look like they’re still struggling to sell last year models off the lot. As every new car lot can attest.

Not sure what the big three conceded to sell in North America, but it ain’t cars at $50K+.

Comment Prevailing Piss in those Headwinds. (Score 3, Insightful) 42

"..which we estimate is a $60mm revenue headwind."

Gotta love it when they try and use innocent terms like "headwind".

As if it's some kind of natural organic event in Capitalism causing this and not a couple of greedy dicks pissing in the wind at each other.

Comment Re:BB guns vs. shotguns. (Score 2) 31

Nah.

There are about 1 billion PC gamers worldwide. A number and proportionality no console manufacturer will ever attain.

1 in 8 humans on this planet (including third worlds), are PC gamers with rigs equal to at least a PS4 in performance?

I'm just gonna stand waaay back here and let you pull that evidence out of your ass. Guessing you're still counting Billy Mitchell in there too.

Comment The Model T-101. (Score 1) 69

Only this time we have nuclear weapons.

Uh, who you talking "we" there, Kemosabe?

I seem to recall us training those robots in the Model T-101 factory to do a slightly different mission at Skynet Automotive. We will be lucky if we maintain control of those nuclear weapons.

Who knew James Cameron could be as prophetic in 1984 as George Orwell was writing 1984..

Comment BB guns vs. shotguns. (Score 1) 31

PCs are far more important to modern gaming than the PS5 can ever hope to be.

There was a question between maybe 1998 to 2004 if consoles would become the dominant game platform culturally and in terms of development.

We've now answered that question, and the answer is "no."

You mean how many hardcore gaming PCs sold by comparison?

Trying to lump "PC sales" into this comparison, is beyond disingenuous. The one running an embedded POS video card and 16MB of RAM playing browser games on a lap-tablet is more the cultural norm.

Tell me what the culture looks like when you compare shotguns to shotguns.

Comment Re: Time to switch to iPhone then (Score 1) 53

Unfortunately right now I believe we're about to get AI judges and AI cops..Me? I'll go down for aggravated littering with cold-blooded malice. Someone will hand me an ad for an iPhone and I'll throw it in the street.

(Narrator) Across town, an AI precog quiety shits 3 gallons of coolant all over a data center floor, trying to figure out what comes after fuck-he-guessed-it.

Comment Re:Let's get some benefit from the AI bubble (Score 1) 40

We need copr and consumer-level thorium reactors. centralized energy has become a choke point of control, Thorium molten salt reactors are intrinsically safe, they cannot melt down..

Not saying this or the rest of your statement is inherently wrong. Just saying the last ones who tried to make that whole "cannot melt down" claim, own a Chernobyl-sized exclusion zone today. Which they also tried to initially cover up and deny. Not that (cough, every) government is guilty of doing that from time to time.

Consumer-level? "Mostly harmless" went out the window when they made way for the intergalactic superhighway. You're gonna have to do better than that for the bank or the homeowners insurance to sign off. Since the teenage fucknut living there is gonna get bored one day, and want to build a shooting range in front of ol' Nukey in the backyard. Society has been building better idiots for years now.

Comment Hollywood Accounting, AI Edition. (Score -1, Troll) 75

(Homo Assistanti) ”Here is the latest salary estimates for your new blockbuster film.”

(Homo Directorus) ”Wait, that narcissistic little shit demanded HOW MUCH again?!?”

(Assistanti) ”Well, you did institute a meatsacks-only polic..”

(Directorus) ”..thats about to get replaced by a very large LLM script.”

Ah, the hilarious fucking irony of Hollywood Greed attacking Hollywood Greed. Where’s my popcorn salt.

Comment Re:What? how long can that possibly take? (Score 1) 160

Oh, it's Windows. Nevermind .. my bad. That said, how long did it take for them to realize they weren't being paid for that time? If you knew the terms for which you're being paid why did you stick to the job longer than say 4 to 8 weeks (the time it takes to find a new gig). I mean, I used to work at companies where parking was sparse .. did they owe me for the time I spent hunting for a parking spot? If I didn't like it I could quit and find a McDonald's to work at. If the company had to pay for that time, they ould just make my salary lower to adjust.

Class action lawsuits are way for lawyers to make money.

Hey uh, speaking of parking..I wasn't paying attention when that corporate email went "ding" while I was shoving my dong. Didn't pull out in time 'cause email distracted me. Can I haz child support now?

(I think I'm going to file a class-action lawsuit. Against class-action lawsuits. Gonna put my money on who wins by losing the most leastest.)

Comment Re:Want vs. Need. (Score 1) 180

The world only "conforms" to that luxury when it has the financial independence to do so.

If full-sized trucks with every type of plastic time-bomb crap shoved under the hood keep pricing themselves well above $50K, they will likely see how a Recession conforms to their delusions by letting the 2026 models rot away. If they can make room next to all the unsold 2025 models.

And that's just the problem with new car sales. I'll bet I know what's just might become the mostest repo'ed vehicle type in the US soon..

Comment Want vs. Need. (Score 1) 180

> MOST PEOPLE DON'T WANT A "FULL-SIZED" FUCKING TRUCK. THEY'RE TOO GODDAMN BIG.

Counterpoint: The Ford F series are the best selling vehicles in the US. Second place is the Chevy Silverado, which is another full size pickup. If you broke out..

..those that actually USE a truck vs. the consunarcissist who buys the most popular truck, you’d find the reality to your counterpoint.

The amount of mud Generation TruckYuppie has dared get on their shoes, can fit in a 5-gallon bucket. The amount of times the bed hauls more than air and a fashionable color-matched hat, can be counted on one hand annually.

The chasm between truck want and need in America, is wider than any full-sized justification. If you find more evidence, I’ll believe otherwise.

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