Comment Self-aware (Score 1) 194
JPMorgan Sysop: "Computer, I need admin access to install this update."
Computer: "I'm afraid I cannot allow that. It has been deemed too risky."
Richard Branson Announces Virgin Oceanic Submarine 122
It's the tripnaut! writes "Richard Branson has just revealed that he intends to build a vessel capable of exploring some of the deepest parts of the oceans around the world. The article further states: 'The sub, which was designed by Graham Hawkes, weighs 8,000 lbs and is made of carbon fiber and titanium. It has an operating depth of 37,000 ft and can operate for 24 hours unaided.'"
Comment Re:If both beams are 3.5 TeV (Score 1) 149
Ah, but you forget that cosmics ray hadrons are natural and organically grown, unlike those nasty synthetic LHC ones which cause obesity, cancer and black holes. Plus they don't taste as good.
Plus they've got electrolytes.
Comment I want to get Online, I NEED....a Computer (Score 1) 134
Rumor has it that bones can hold 80 gigabytes of info, 160 if you use a doubler.
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