Comment Self-aware (Score 1) 194
JPMorgan Sysop: "Computer, I need admin access to install this update."
Computer: "I'm afraid I cannot allow that. It has been deemed too risky."
Comment Re:If both beams are 3.5 TeV (Score 1) 149
Ah, but you forget that cosmics ray hadrons are natural and organically grown, unlike those nasty synthetic LHC ones which cause obesity, cancer and black holes. Plus they don't taste as good.
Plus they've got electrolytes.
Comment I want to get Online, I NEED....a Computer (Score 1) 134
Rumor has it that bones can hold 80 gigabytes of info, 160 if you use a doubler.
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