Doh! Yes, of course I did - no idea how I managed to turn that into "CRM".

Although I wouldn't put it past the current administration to try and put tariffs on products manufactured in "blue" states...

Yeah, this is the guy who claimed drug prices either are, or are about to be, lowered by 1500%.

How much you bet it previously was simply a static HTML page, but the content got moved to some CRM or another?

Nah - Salvador Dali.

Perhaps the statement was written for them by Karoline Leavitt?

Perhaps a small, core group of talented engineers will leave Intel to establish a new company - history repeating itself, in other words.

Assuming there still is a group of talented engineers left at Intel...

Well, he IS a politician after all.

While the guy was purportedly speaking to "analysts and investors" - I'm pretty sure the intended audience was Donald Trump.

I can see why they're oh so very bullish on an AI-driven future.

(for the sarcasm-impaired - yes, I am indeed kidding)

In which case the problem was - you simply didn't buy enough typewriters.

If I'd only known, I could've held onto mine for a few more years and then given it to you!

... your life insurance is paid up, right?

Assuming you're in the US (since you mention Labor Day) - the end of summer is September 21st.

Although if you're a parent (or a teacher), I can understand the idea that Labor Day marks the effective end of summer.

Didn't we recently see a story about how worthless such "assurances" are because the supervisors are typically untrained monkeys?

What are you talking about? We're not even half-way through the season...