Just this bloke...
who used to be a software engineer [1] but is now supposed to be doing networky stuff [2]. If I'm not careful they'll turn me into a manager - me!
If I tell you that (back when the web was all in black and white) I started doing websites to keep my sanity when "they" made me code in COBOL, you'll know how fragile my sanity must be.
[1] a programmer who can write, and sometimes does.[3]
[2] a technical term.
[3] but not necessarily well.