Next up, we have Taste-o-Vision. *Now* who wants to watch porn....

I believe the British call this a 'stroke', so rather than swimming on your back, you can just get a blood clot in your brain.

"backslash"? Wouldn't it just be "slash"? You learned computing in windoze, yes?

Oh c'mon. You can clearly see that it is the nose of the God of War....

You don't want to *contain* the heat. You want to dissipate it. In order to avoid burning up, any object entering the solar atmosphere would need a method of dissipating the heat build up. Shields might prevent it from burning up immediately, but the object would still melt.