Next up, we have Taste-o-Vision. *Now* who wants to watch porn....

I believe the British call this a 'stroke', so rather than swimming on your back, you can just get a blood clot in your brain.

"backslash"? Wouldn't it just be "slash"? You learned computing in windoze, yes?

Oh c'mon. You can clearly see that it is the nose of the God of War....