Journal ellem's Journal: Weird Things My 5 y/o Son Has Said 5
My Son Danny is scary wicked smart and he says really odd things:
It's raining out. Lynda is outside futzing with the car seat. Dan and I are at the door.
"You know we're all going to die."
"Whaaat?"
"We're...All...Going...To...Die."
"Go tell mommy what you told me."
I see Lynda recoil. We ordered Domino's.
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Raking the leaves in the back yard. Getting the final leaves onto the tarp. Danny wanders over, "Daddy don't pick them all up, they'll know," and wanders away.
"Know what? Who'll know?"
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"Danny are your shoes on?"
"Not necessarily."
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After trying to explain to Danny how Santa Claus gets all the presents and distributes them I find myself saying, "No, Danny, Santa is not a Socialist." Last time I read National Review to Danny!
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"Danny Clean up your room!"
Crying, "I don't wanna!"
"You better quit crying or I'll give you something to cry about."
"I already have something to cry about."
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"Daddy, you can give Sophia my TV set. She needs one."
"Danny that's very nice but what will you watch?"
"Oh, I'm taking yours."
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"I like asparagus, it makes my whiz smell funny."
"Thank you Danny; now do you think we can eat Thanksgiving dinner?"
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"You want some?"
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After getting eye drops put in for his first case of Pink Eye.
"They're tearing me apart!"
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"Danny clean up your play room!"
"You know I'm 5, right?"
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After taking the test for kindergarten placement.
"How stupid do they think I am?"
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LOL (Score:1)
You better watch it, look out for nuclear reactors in basement.
Re:LOL (Score:2)
Red Santa (Score:2)
Dude, that is so sig material...
Though Santa does always dress in red. Hmmm...
Cheers,
Ethelred
Re:Red Santa (Score:2)
asparagus pee (Score:2)
But it's so true !!!