Because when you have 100 trillion dollars 10000 trillion dollars just isn't enough.

God no. Please make it stop. What the fuck.

Strange I tell you.

They're not just sitting behind the bushes outside your house fapping away to every piece of data they harvested, they planted the bushes in the first place.

Nothing has changed?

Nah, the tech exists. It will be implemented. It won't block the bad stuff, but it will block vital emergency communications. Thousands of people will die.

If you haven't been a manager for 15 years at this point, your career has stalled out.

They grew slowly, and they mostly snapped up things that were probably not long for this world and somehow has kept every single one of them alive rather than bringing use Vimeo-branded refrigerators.

They'll probably somehow be okay.

When a UPS sees that utility power is out of spec, it disconnects from the grid. Now, do that at gigawatt scale.

His parents were toolmakers.

They sound like they've asked the AI and it assured them their world view is 100% correct and that they're so smart that they saw something that others missed. How very perceptive of them.

In fact, they're all hitting it. This will give them and the other AI companies a chance to breathe during IPO season so they can try to make a few trillion dollars and get out the door before everyone realizes there's no more improvements to be had.

I mean, if comments can let you know about the fact that webp is a deprecated file format, then surely they can be used to spread falsehoods, too.

We've got the most advanced model on the planet, for real, but the government said it's too dangerous to release publicly. Make us stonks.

They do have a lot of random divisions that have nothing to do with their core business of advertising that can do a lot of good in the world if management would just stop killing off the projects.