Jensen Huang isn't one of the little people.

Now people are going to know just how much I love the quesadilla cheeseburger.

I no longer consider it ugly. I mean, I write python, too. You know, the language where whitespace is significant. A thing that even COBOL dropped in the 1980s because it was a terrible idea.

-- Sam Altman, 2026

Google search has sucked for over a decade.

What a bunch of morons.

They have 5x the population. They should be selling 5x more than the US.

He touched him on the systemd, obviously.

And we can pay him $1.73 for every million poop tokens.

You will own nothing, they don't care if you're happy. You're now their slave. Worship your masters.

By having a terms of service that prohibits it and collecting enough identifying information to identify specific individuals, and also requiring identity-derived credentials to access the network.

Aww crap.

Wikipedia has a page about you. You don't own the page, they do.

The whole point of reddit is that it's Not That. If people wanted a facebook shovel feed they would be on facebook.

And make viewing certificate info take fewer than four clicks for crying out loud.

They though Office subscriptions would bring them infinite growth, but the crackheads in Microsoft management need more to get the same high, so they're cutting headcounts to make their numbers look good.

Remember when Sears was a thing?