I guess they can be safe and secure while they view their ai-generated bacon jesus memes.

That fits.

I'm the leader of the fastest growing religion with over 400% growth over the past two years! I mean, we went from one to four members over that time, but nobody else is growing faster!

More like Diaf ai junk.

The toy will be dead on arrival because they'll change the API, probably in order to better bill customers for usage, so that what worked the day it left the factory in China will be useless by the time it crosses the ocean.

Abandoned wordpress installs combined with auto-renewing certificates that can hang around for years once a site has been compromised rather than expiring after a couple of years. Or, they're pointed to some CDN somewhere or a cloud service or something. Man oh man the possiblities are endless.

Automation is going to kill us all.

I can't say there's a single thing I enjoy about any of this any more. I think I understand why so many IT people retire early and take up farming.

Sure, it has only been around for less than a year, but we know the ideal candidate exists.

It is always ads, marketing, or convincing you to buy more product. Destroying the planet one datacenter at a time just to shake the magic money tree one more time to find out that people that search for tina turner videos on tuesday are 0.00013% more likely to be influenced to buy mattresses within the next six weeks. Spending billions of dollars to make twenty bucks.

They don't just go to news web sites?

Did people forget how to internet? Because it sounds like they forgot how to internet.

They've been using all sorts of fun tools for a lot longer than you would expect. No futher information.

That somehow the streaming division is the one that will fall off the face of the planet and we'll still be left with CNN doing its CNN thing.

Gather round children let me tell you a story.

Well there I was you see, out back behind the gigascale datacenter and right when I rounded the corner by the swamp cooler and there was Sam Altman, and I say, "Hey Sam, what are you doing out here at this hour? I didn't expect a CEO to be so hands on!"

And so he says to me, "I'm just out looking for investors."

So I gets to thinking, and you know, maybe this AI thing could make our retirement for me in and missus a little bit sweeter, so I said, "Sure, I can invest in that? How much you need?" And you know what he said?

"I need about treefiddy."

Well it was about this time I got suspicious. What's the CEO of OpenAI doing out here at 3am and how did nobody notice he was 27 feet tall and lizard from the paleozoic era. It was a gyat damned loch ness monster.

Takes too many quarters. Want profit now. Can't wait five years. I need to buy a new helicopter for my service yacht's service yacht.

Or maybe it just needs about $3.50 because it was the goddamned loch ness monster all along.