You must strike your back with this rusty piece of barbed wire 19 times per hour. It's fun.

Wish they would use a programming language with a bit more of a proven track record, though. Ada is where it's at.

It's going to be a Windows skin over linux at that point.

The US government has the capability to track every person by their cell phone and drop a nuclear bomb on them, and yet we're all here typing idiotic comments into a box here on slashdot.

Because it's the spyware that's the problem.

If you've dealt with an incident, then you'll know the biggest impediment to recovery is the cyber insurance company forced on you. As soon as you declare an incident, your computers belong to them.

You're almost certainly not wrong. And if they can find a way to block women by accident they'll probably do that too.

And it always flags me as a bot because I type too damned fast. Or click to fast.

I'd rather go for a walk than use social media. And if you knew how lazy I am, that's saying something.

Because they layoffs say there's a surplus.

Programmers rarely live in reality and have no idea how the world works.

Angry people are 53.218% more likely to buy a new mattress in the next six months since their anger is often caused by poor sleep. This will revolutionize personalized mattress sales.

This will free up more resources so they can completely destroy the rest of their businesses.

Yes or Ask Again in Three Days

They want your children to burn in hell for all, so they're preventing them from downloading the bible app and the ten commandments. So please, Texas, get rid of your anti-Christrian "leaders" and find some that will allow your children to know the Blessings of God. /probably not serious

They can't steal from your bank account if you don't have a bank account.