dubiousdave's Journal: What's that smell?

Pizza. Homemade pizza. From scratch. Homemade crust. Moroccan olives. Local farmstead feta. Cherry tomatoes from my garden, sliced in half and marinated in balsamic vinegar. Fresh local organic spinach and basil*. Fresh organic purple onion. Fresh ground black pepper.

BTW, those of you on diets should not read this post.

The smell is already killing me, and I just put the damned thing in the oven. Oh, the suffering!



* The basil would also be from my garden, but for the second year in a row, some fucktard has stolen my basil plant just as it was reaching the ginormous stage. None of the dozens of other plants have been stolen, just the basil -- twice.

Ok, Now I'm hungry

[WolfElvendar]

That sounds so good!!! I already ate dinner, but reading that made me feel hungry again!

Re:Ok, Now I'm hungry

[dubiousdave]

Hahahaha! You fell into my trap.

It is some damn good pizza, if I do say so myself, and I do. Just be glad you can't smell it too.

I hear you.

[eugene ts wong]

Oh, the suffering!

Hang in there. Adversity strengthens us. We all go through situations like that. If you ever need to vent, then just let me know. ;^)

Re:I hear you.

[dubiousdave]

Thanks, Eugene. I know I can always count on you.

My kung fu is strong

[Em Emalb]

Yes, your pizza sounds good, but I can hear myself getting fatter as I eat it in my mind.

So I abstain.

My kung fu is strong.

You cannot defeat me with your Tang-fu.

Hah!

garden*

[SolemnDragon]

Garden= front steps.

tomatoes= miracle plants that survive apparently everything.

So someone stealing your basil= someone waling RIGHT UP TO YOUR FRONT STEPS and pulling up a plant!!! Which is brazen, foolish, and wrong, and if i were you, i'd plant another and keep it coated in hot pepper oil. Serve them right.

Re:garden*

[TechnoLust]

or plant catnip and put a Basil tag in front of it. Then look for the neighbor who is incessantly playing with a large ball of string.

Re:garden*

[dubiousdave]

Sheeeeer Geeeenius!

Re:garden*

[dubiousdave]

i'd plant another and keep it coated in hot pepper oil. Serve them right.

I've been considering precisely that. I might make a very strong habanero spray for it the next time I have some. Even better would be a motion sensor activated habanero sprayer that sprays the thief when he/she approaches my plants.

So now...

[robi2106]

Does that mean there is a rather confused stoner sitting in an alley rolling Basil doobies and trying to convince his friends that "This is some good shit man."

jason