Comment Re:Wing Commander movie (Score 1) 385
Game: Kilarthi are big space cat aliens. Humans fight them.
Movie: Kilrathi are weird hairless things. Pilgrims complain about stuff.
Another series lost to the morass of bad creative decisions.
The example of Doom as a movie has never ceased to amaze me.
Game: Phobos. Open a gate to hell. Demons.
Movie. Mars. Resident evil plot. Mutants.
How friggin' hard is it to keep one of the most simple plots in existance intact? Not only that, but if they'd kept it at least they would have differentiated themselves from the Resident Evil movies. Hell, Doom even had some novels go on and they got pretty tripped out and sci-fi'ish from the second book on. Work with what little established canon you have hollywood!
If the Doom movie had been called "Zombies on Mars" I would have accepted it. The fact that they tried to ride on the coattails of an infamous and iconic video game and didn't get a ridiculously simple plot right belies the problem with Video Game Movies: Hollywood thinks slapping a video game title onto crappy movies will make them rich.
Hollywood is not the only one at fault here though; why do game companies who have invested so much money into establishing these brands allow their products' images to be tarnished by such horrible movies? For every Uwe Boll film there was someone at a game studio signing away the rights to a game's likeness and name. These people should be held accountable as well.
Regarding astral projection, Woody Allen once wrote, "This is not a bad way to travel, although there is usually a half-hour wait for luggage."