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Re:Looks like I'll stay with Tiger then	*Sunday January 21, 2007 @10:32PM	1
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Raised by Wolverines in the southwestern part of Africa, Jake was brought to America in 1959 by a friendly tortoise who needed someone to help him stop the Communists from inventing Linux. Jake succeeded in holding them back for the next few decades and even succeeded in infiltrating the GNU project deep enough to discover the sinister truth behind the Penguin mascot that many Linux distros now use (as a sinister inside joke). Unfortunately Jake was wounded during the OS wars of the 80's and was unable to stop the innevitable creation of the Linux kernel ten years later. However, thanks to the tortoise's magic Jake was able to slow his aging during this time and so is not very old and was still strong enough to fatally wound the Mole Man King when he returned to the surface at the millennium. He now bides his time running a DRM plantation and waiting for the tortoise shadow government to call on him once again.

Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work, work till we die. -- C.S. Lewis