Funding for advanced gay and trans frog research?

What if they cut off the supply of poutine!?!?!

Did you know Hillary had her own email server?

The US dropped a nuke on Japan and it sure did straighten out their attitude, though, didn't it? Instead of being bloodthirsty war-mongers they started making nice televisions and cars for us.

If Iran wants nuke weapons, they should probably stop constantly claiming they will destroy the US once they get them. Kind of a dumb approach.

Do you think that's unfair? Would you rather have the people who constantly scream "Death to America!!" have nukes?

Just because you made your PC talk to you like a horny anime cat-girl doesn't make you weird.

Yes let's melt the arctic regions even faster by covering them with AI data centers that generate cat meme videos.

This is clearly an advanced cypher meant to activate more scientist-killing sleeper cells! I better check the newspaper for suspicious classified ads!

War over Taiwan.

Humans should get jobs at data centers pedaling on exercise bikes hooked up to generators.

"The managers laughed at the senior developers, thinking that their jobs could never be automated..."

They should do one that is like an R-rated comedy where Kirk, Spock and Bones go on a weekend retreat to the Neutral Zone for Worf's bachelor party and get so fucked up on Romulan Ale they lose Kirk while he's out trying to get some premium, green-tinted Space Pussy. "My prime directive is to get some Galactic Poon Tang!" - James Tiberius Kirk

What about Clippy?

TLDR but cool story bro!