by M.A.R.S.?

You paint quite a vivid picture!

LOL, how'd that work out for Lenin and the Soviets?

They already have these chips and are attempting to reverse engineer them. You can bet your ass the chips we sell them will have backdoors and kill switches.

I remember when Rain Man came out and no one had ever heard of autism. It was so rare that I had gone 20 years without knowing about it. Now, every other douchebag claims to be "on the spectrum" like some perverse victimhood badge of honor. If you aren't "smashing your face onto the wall and flinging feces" autistic , you aren't autistic.

MIT made an even blacker material from carbon nanotubes.

No one is willing to take any actions that inconvenience them. If it was determined that TV remote controls were causing global warming, do you think anyone would stop using them?

The last time I had a Sandy Burger was at the beach!

With a minor in equitable trans-basket weaving appreciation! Are you trying to tell me that was bad use of a $380K loan?!?

Madoff and Holmes went to jail because they stupidly ripped off the rich powerful, instead of intelligently scamming the no-power middle class.

You guys are right...AI is the only answer, I'm afraid!

Nothing we can do? I agree if someone is willing to die, it is difficult to stop them in all cases. But maybe we can make potentially crash inducing actions in the cockpit of a plane (like shutting off fuel to engines) something that requires input from two pilots.

We aren't asking it to guess based on how tired it is. Just check its own system clock.

A little too perfect, if you ask me.

Super Ken Dolls?