Comment Re: "proud maga" (Score 1) 208

by dfarrow on Monday July 27, 2026 @07:55AM (#66258654) Attached to: 'Inside the Dystopian World of Germany's Free Speech Crackdown'

PANAMA!

Comment Re: Most jobs are just useless money creation (Score 1) 103

by dfarrow on Monday July 27, 2026 @07:16AM (#66258608) Attached to: A New Middle Class of Content Creators Is Quietly Quitting the 9-to-5

Wow, it's just so simple! We can just choose to have a Star Trek-like Techno-Utopia where our only real problem is traveling to Uranus to battle Klingons.

Comment Re: ..Quietly Quitting the 9-to-5 ... Let me guess (Score 1) 103

by dfarrow on Monday July 27, 2026 @07:12AM (#66258602) Attached to: A New Middle Class of Content Creators Is Quietly Quitting the 9-to-5

Great freaking flick!

Comment Re: They seem to rely on good weather (Score 1) 56

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 22, 2026 @06:37AM (#66251126) Attached to: Tesla Robotaxis Go To Florida

A small heater next to the camera lens?

Comment Re: Don't store personal data, baby photos on OneD (Score 1) 54

by dfarrow on Friday July 17, 2026 @07:58AM (#66242938) Attached to: Microsoft Restores Player's 25-Year-Old Account After Nuking It Due to Hacker

DVDS can fail, too.

Comment Re: Code is law. (Score 1) 147

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 15, 2026 @07:47AM (#66239442) Attached to: Iran Abused Mobile Networks' Vulnerabilities To Locate US Military In Middle East

Yeah, it's like totes unfair!

Comment Re: Even if the features appealed... (Score 1) 106

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 15, 2026 @06:58AM (#66239394) Attached to: OpenAI's First Device Will Be Moveable, Screenless Speaker Built as AI Companion

They should make an AI powered toilet, they could call it Intelli-Shit.

Comment Re: waitaminute- (Score 0) 106

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 15, 2026 @06:56AM (#66239392) Attached to: OpenAI's First Device Will Be Moveable, Screenless Speaker Built as AI Companion

Tim Apple clearly forgot to mind-wipe departing employees properly!

Comment Re: what? (Score 1) 106

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 15, 2026 @06:53AM (#66239390) Attached to: OpenAI's First Device Will Be Moveable, Screenless Speaker Built as AI Companion

It should be a hat! No one has developed an AI hat!

Comment Re: Known this for our Solar system since the 1980 (Score 1) 44

by dfarrow on Tuesday July 14, 2026 @09:18AM (#66237884) Attached to: Scientists Find Sugar Deep In Our Galaxy

Did "jibba-jabba" have anything to do with it?

Comment Re: Seems fair (Score 1) 109

by dfarrow on Saturday July 11, 2026 @06:45AM (#66232620) Attached to: Brown Professor Suspects Majority of His Class Used AI To Cheat

It's not a contest between teachers and students where the teacher using an aid is somehow "cheating" or being unfair. Ccomplaining about teachers using AI for grading is like complaining that the teacher has a book with all the answers. They are there to teach, the student is there to learn.

Comment Re: Oh great! (Score 1) 24

by dfarrow on Friday June 19, 2026 @09:19AM (#66200258) Attached to: Adobe Adds Its AI Assistant To Premiere, Illustrator and InDesign

Ever use Photopea? It's a perfect recreation of classic Photoshop in the browser, it's free and it works great.

Comment Re: Another con from the conman. Nothing new here. (Score -1, Troll) 153

by dfarrow on Tuesday June 16, 2026 @07:58AM (#66195300) Attached to: Trump's 'Made In the USA' Phone Is Just a Reskinned HTC U24 Pro

Does Target still offer girl's bathing suits for boys with "tuck-friendly construction"?

Comment Re: Hilarious (Score 1) 61

by dfarrow on Friday June 12, 2026 @07:00AM (#66187930) Attached to: China Lures Foreign Patients With Cutting-Edge, Cheap Medical Care

They are just offering these "cheap" medical procedures so they can implant the mind control and tracking devices. Oh wait, that's what we call the "smart phone".

Comment Re: Headlines (Score 1) 155

by dfarrow on Friday June 12, 2026 @05:25AM (#66187898) Attached to: Study Links Smartphones With Declining Fertility Rates

How do you know?