The US dropped a nuke on Japan and it sure did straighten out their attitude, though, didn't it? Instead of being bloodthirsty war-mongers they started making nice televisions and cars for us.
They should do one that is like an R-rated comedy where Kirk, Spock and Bones go on a weekend retreat to the Neutral Zone for Worf's bachelor party and get so fucked up on Romulan Ale they lose Kirk while he's out trying to get some premium, green-tinted Space Pussy.
"My prime directive is to get some Galactic Poon Tang!"
- James Tiberius Kirk