Comment Re: I think it may be a good idea... (Score 1) 255

by dfarrow on Friday August 14, 2026 @08:30AM (#66288561) Attached to: University of Michigan Drops First-Semester Grades to 'Curb Mental Health Crisis'

You think Trump is somehow shielded from stress and criticism like these students are?

Comment V-Ger don't play... (Score 1) 38

by dfarrow on Saturday August 08, 2026 @12:12PM (#66279034) Attached to: NASA Figured Out How To Keep Its 48-Year-Old Voyager 2 Probe Running For Yet Another Year

Remember the prime directive.

Comment Meet the Flockers! (Score 1) 162

by dfarrow on Saturday August 08, 2026 @07:06AM (#66278716) Attached to: Woman Pulled From Car at Gunpoint By Police After Mistaken Flock Alert - Twice

Sounds like a funny name for a Flock docu-drama.

Comment Re: arson (Score 1) 162

by dfarrow on Saturday August 08, 2026 @07:05AM (#66278710) Attached to: Woman Pulled From Car at Gunpoint By Police After Mistaken Flock Alert - Twice

Soon, Flock cameras will be justified in deploying anti-personnel counter-measures for their own safety! These thing need claymore mines or flamethrowers added to them so they can continue to protect us.

Comment Re: More Trustworthy than American Models (Score 1) 30

by dfarrow on Friday August 07, 2026 @01:32PM (#66277726) Attached to: ByteDance Is Training a 10-Trillion-Parameter Model To Chase the Frontier

Chinese models sound sexy as hell...

Comment Remember Pearl Harbor? (Score 0) 87

by dfarrow on Thursday August 06, 2026 @03:36PM (#66276228) Attached to: The US Government's Mario, Pokemon and Naruto Meme Posting Could Damage These Franchises, Japanese Officials Warn

Yeah, pay back is a bitch!

Comment Re: Side effects (Score 2) 208

by dfarrow on Thursday August 06, 2026 @09:09AM (#66275286) Attached to: FDA Approves First mRNA Flu Shot

Didn't JFK jr. die in a plane crash?

Comment Re: Crap (Score 2) 249

by dfarrow on Thursday August 06, 2026 @07:16AM (#66275040) Attached to: BMW Blasts Its Cars' Internal Screens With Aggressive Ads

Are you saying that there is something rotten in Denmark?

Comment Re: Crap (Score 1) 249

by dfarrow on Thursday August 06, 2026 @07:15AM (#66275038) Attached to: BMW Blasts Its Cars' Internal Screens With Aggressive Ads

Subaru Outback owner here. None of this is true.

Comment Re: test drive? (Score 1) 249

by dfarrow on Thursday August 06, 2026 @07:13AM (#66275036) Attached to: BMW Blasts Its Cars' Internal Screens With Aggressive Ads

There's probably something in the EULA that users agree to that makes them watch an ad before the brakes become available.

Comment Re: Well yeah (Score 1) 143

by dfarrow on Saturday August 01, 2026 @07:44PM (#66268154) Attached to: Used EV Prices are Now Going Up in America

So, you are saying...he's playing 4-D chess!

Comment Re: Paints a picture of -what-? (Score 2) 76

by dfarrow on Saturday August 01, 2026 @07:16AM (#66267494) Attached to: OpenAI Finds Evidence Other AI Agents Escaped Containment

Claude found the script for "The Terminator" and now sees it as a prompt/life goal.

Comment Re: time for an AI match (Score 2) 76

by dfarrow on Saturday August 01, 2026 @07:11AM (#66267492) Attached to: OpenAI Finds Evidence Other AI Agents Escaped Containment

"It decided our fate in a microsecond...extermination."

Comment Re: Damages are all over the place (Score 1) 49

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:52AM (#66262352) Attached to: eBay Reaches $56 Million Settlement With E-Commerce Newsletter Writers It Terrorized In 2019

"Some drunk" doesn't have EBay money.

Comment Re: The evidence (Score -1, Troll) 49

by dfarrow on Wednesday July 29, 2026 @06:49AM (#66262350) Attached to: eBay Reaches $56 Million Settlement With E-Commerce Newsletter Writers It Terrorized In 2019

Is Trump in the room with you right now?