I mean c'mon.
"the International Space Station â" considered the signal most expensive object ever built â" before its deorbiting"
Signal? For seriously?
Chase Second Life 2.0 until it's a dead end, then throw that money at spreadsheets with delusions of grandeur until it too dead ends. Chase those trends years after the fact, Suckerberg.
Why the fuck would I consider a spreadsheet with delusions of grandeur a person? It's bad enough that people want to consider corporations persons, screw this noise. What next, is my car a person? My gun? My janky old laptop? My 3DS? Christ.