Declare all but government mandated holidays to be crunch time. Encourage all salaried employees to work those holidays and any other time they are not unconscious in microsleep shutdown with false intimation of bonus perqs tied to an impossible to achieve success bar. Include necessarily vague (to keep legal) statements at team and all-hands meetings acknowledging that those that don't live up to the highest work ethic standards of their peers will be not be moved onto teams that are "pushing the envelope of industry technology to create products for the coming decade!" and will instead support EOL products (where head count will be reduced by 95% in six months, or less). Make sure that the health plan has drug and alcohol treatment options so engineers will be encouraged to find new designer amphetamines to help meet deadlines, then tie enrollment in those treatment programs to HR so no one would actually ask for rehab time off. Oh and most importantly buy pizza at least once a week, so the employees feel that management cares about them.

A copy of the script shown at http://www.nk.ca/blog/index.php?/archives/1275-Phishing-spam-mail-script-intercepted.html was sitting at the root of my domain. Pretty sure it's a remailer.

I really don't want to live in your world. Has the word "whimsy" been removed from all your dictionaries?

Expert? You must be new here.

which is how my mother ends up getting infected with malware.

A couple of hundred feet above? Where from they can be dropped on their head and then have a new one grown on the spot?

I use requirements to write test cases.

A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

Hmmmm, lamb marinated with meth.That's one spicy snack.Something you wouldn't want to eat more than, say . . . once a week

On the internet no one can tell if you're a newt.

Whose at war with Maine? Why isn't this in the news?

Our bodies are just sacks filled with small drug manufacturing plants. *Everyone* does mood altering substances.Some feel the need to provide the body with more than their own bodies produce due to lack of production capacity, low receptor count, or just because.

Old programmers that can no longer produce enough code are ground up and fed to the young programmers. Or perhaps blended with an instant coffee derivative to make a nice slurry to be drank.

If I gotta clean up shit, I'd rather clean up horse shit than cow shit.

If the banana was wax, you could still eat the banana, but it wouldn't have the desired effect. Though in that case I suppose, it would be a fraudulent banana.