Even if it was just a prank, stunt, promotional gimmick, or just the act of a disturbed mind, this kind of thing should carry serious consequences.
I really don't want to live in your world. Has the word "whimsy" been removed from all your dictionaries?
Expert? You must be new here.
If web browsing is included in the list of things an "average customer" wants to do then playing a flash based game they run across or are told about (which is how my mother ends up playing the things.
which is how my mother ends up getting infected with malware.
Somewhere above Obama Supporters?
A couple of hundred feet above? Where from they can be dropped on their head and then have a new one grown on the spot?
As for methamphetamine, well the lifestyle that comes with the drug doesn't exactly lend itself to leading a long and healthy life.
A candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.
War in ME
Whose at war with Maine? Why isn't this in the news?
A cow is a machine that converts grass to milk. A programmer is a machine that converts coffee to code.
So I think what you're saying is that on occasion, we should eat programmers...?
This just keeps getting worse and worse.
Old programmers that can no longer produce enough code are ground up and fed to the young programmers. Or perhaps blended with an instant coffee derivative to make a nice slurry to be drank.
Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.