GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam
GNAA copycats arrested in LastMeasure child porn scam
London, England -- GNAA's UK division has reported that five unnamed jews
who abused LastMeasure links at their school in a total failure of a fashion
were today taken away for interrogation by the government's National High Tech
Crime Unit. The accused created shitty batch files in a rucas-esque attempt to
flood the schools' computer systems with LastMeasure URL's.
After a filled computer class was exposed to LastMeasure for more than five
minutes, a N.H.T.C.U. team raided the computer lab and abducted the
culprits. One managed to escape the clutches of the government after being
taken to a detention centre and fled to the GNAA UK headquarters in London.
According to an interview with the escapee, they were taken away to an
unknown location and locked in a cell. One by one, they were taken and
tortured for hours on end with spiky anal dildos and analpears. Heading up the
torture was none other then the notorious Kirk Johnson, also known by his
nickname "The Goatse Man".
"It was absolutely horrible! My asshole is now ruined for life. The things
they were doing to us were unhuman. All the while, we were forced to hear a
looping MP3 of Mr Johnson repeating 'I am the Goatse Man, I stretch ass like
no-one can' over and over. I will never be able to sleep soundly again. These
people are monsters!"
We were then informed that the remaining prisoners were to be flown to
Iraq for beheading, Kenneth Bigley style.
This news has shocked the GNAA community. Many were in disbelief that
LastMeasure had any child porn what so ever. According to our inside nigger
agent in the N.H.T.C.U. the image file "eww.jpg" was found to be of a
"paedophilic" nature. dcom of the GNAA's UK branch was found saying "wtf,
thats child porn? I masturbate to that picture evey day and I'm no paedophile!"
We believe this to be an unjust attack against the GNAA's premiere software
product, and yet another attempt by the Zionists rooted deep within the British
Government to destroy the world's greatest trolling organisation.
We will not waive on our stance that LastMeasure is 100% legal. We shall go
on to the end, we shall fight on the Internets, we shall fight on 4chan and on
Slashdot, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength with our
next-generation trolling applications, we shall defend LastMeasure, whatever
the cost may be, we shall fight on IRC, we shall fight on the telephone
conferences, we shall fight in the schools and in the streets, we shall
fight in the hills. We shall never surrender.
About LastMeasure:
A primitive version of LastMeasure was concieved by Penisbird of the GNAA
after playing with an AIM utility named AIM Invader. It offered Penisbird a
myriad of ways to crash AIM clients. By far the most powerful crash was the
"last measure" crash, which would inundate an AIM client with file transfer
requests, buddy list sends, messages full of smileys and colors, until the AIM
client crashed due to lack of RAM.
The LastMeasure site originally consisted of Penisbird, Goatse, Tubgirl,
Lemonparty, and Shitfaced Lady. But has expanded to include many other of the
internets treasured icons. And with the addition of StatsMeasure, the clipboard
data of thousands of unwitting victims has now been exposed for the world to
see.
For more information about LastMeasure, visit the official website,
LastMeasure.com
LastMeasure is licensed under the BSD Version 2 License.
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