The AC post above is garbage, "quoting" a phrase that doesn't in fact exist in either the summary or the article.

1) Solicit political donaitions from cronies
2) Award government contracts based on who did and didn't donate
3) When work done by cronies' companies fails miserably, blame the Biden administration
4) Be sure to say "Thank You President Trump"

It's not stupid to them. They know that, if they don't do it, they'll have to deal with the wrath of their Stable Genius boss - and they'd like to keep their jobs.

Good thing we don't have to deal with these "sock puppet" accounts here on Slashdot...

Don't be such a naysayer! If Musk believes it'll work, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll get on one of those rockets.

Will they be returning it? Or do Trump and Patel take a percentage first?

This would make a great family movie about some scheming employees trying to get their company back together again. I could see Lindsey Lohan playing Mrs. Huang.

In his apology, he acknowledged being unfaithful, stated that his actions hurt his family, and expressed deep regret. Also he didn't mention any reproduction facts about animals, so it's likely not an open relationship. :-)

Well, because the founders of Whoop were not part of the original groups which have been cashing in to this point.

I imagine Nintendo will be hitting all these sorts of sites even harder, going forward - they're aware that their hardware and games is now borderline out-of-reach for much of their intended customer base, and many of those people will be looking for "alternative means" to get access to those games.

I imagine that, being ultra-rich and powerful, not having to worry about the sorts of day-to-day things most people do probably helps significantly as well.

Based on my observations from outside the ecosystem... I'm not so sure it shouldn't be "Microsoft 300".

No, he relies on emacs for that.

Following up... it appears Teams is actually functioning for us - it's just very laggy.