Forgot your password?
Close
typodupeerror
United States

Journal cyranoVR's Journal: Abraham Lincoln was a Homo 14

Journal by cyranoVR

It's true! Apparently, a male bedmate(!) wrote that Lincoln's thighs "were as perfect as any human being could be."

Savage Love | Wonderin' About Lincoln's Log

Why did you think they call themselves the "Log Cabin Republicans?"

Straight Dope | Was Abraham Lincoln gay?

Slashdot needs an <IMG> tags

Obligatory link to Salon.com article pic

Almost as hot as this.

I guess my friends on The Left don't have as "Gay" a party as they thought after all!!11oneoneawfuckit

This discussion was created by cyranoVR (518628) for Friends and Friends of Friends only, but now has been archived. No new comments can be posted.

Abraham Lincoln was a Homo More

Abraham Lincoln was a Homo

Comments Filter:
  • Not unless you want it to turn into a mix of LiveJournal and Fark, with a healthy dose of Goatse thrown in.
    • Ah, but then we could all say "MY EYES!!! The goggles, they do nothing!"
    • Not unless you want it to turn into a mix of LiveJournal and Fark, with a healthy dose of Goatse thrown in.

      Don't forget Free Republic!

      They already allow pictures right?

      Actually, I haven't spent much time there. It is boring for the most part. But it might be fun to start posting goatse pix all over the place there :)

      But that would mean I would have to get a copy of an actual goatse pic.
      It seems inconsevable to try to find the goatse pic on purpose.
      • You don't actually have to look at the picture; just type
        telnet goatse.cx 80 > ~/.hotsexpics/bestpornever.jpg
        then type
        GET /hello.jpg HTTP/1.1
        then leave a blank line. Then edit out all the text at the front.
  • If Slashdot got tags, we'd have this nightmare [yafro.com]. BTW... the link is not necessarily work safe. I mistakenly posted it in the_mad_poster's journal without warning anyone and got called on it.
  • Until someone actually proves that Lincoln was queer, I call bullshit on this. Most of the "source" matierial supposedly came from Speed, according to Kramer, but he wont release the, ehh, "proof" to the public, because it'd probably be shot down faster than Dan Rather's memos. As one of the article's noted, men sleeping in the same bed wasn't that big a deal in pioneer times. You just wanted a place to sleep. As for not liking women, what the hell does that mean? That he hated women, or that he was just un
    • As one of the article's noted, men sleeping in the same bed wasn't that big a deal in pioneer times. You just wanted a place to sleep.

      Dude, two guys sleeping in the same bed is TOTALLY gay.

      Let's just face the hard truth: Abraham Lincoln, this country's greatest president, was a Streisand-listening, Diesel-wearing, Barney's-shopping, Sweatin'-to-the-Oldies Friend of Dorothy QUEER who liked to take it in the butt:

      _/-\_/-\_
      }} (o) {{
      *\_/ \_/*

      The implications are truly dire: by extension, the GOP was foun
      • Dude, two guys sleeping in the same bed is TOTALLY gay.

        I disagree.

        In fact, in some of the most homophobic regions of the world, gay sex is common, but they do not identify as being gay. (Spain, North Africa, the middle east.)

        The difference being that they primarily engage in these activities as adolesents, but when they grow up, they get married, and, theoretically, don't do it anymore.

        The difference between that, and what we see here in the states, is that people here will identify as gay, and engag
        • The difference between that, and what we see here in the states, is that people here will identify as gay, and engage exclusively in homosexual relations.

          Obviously you missed that episode of South Park where Stan and Kyle's dads jerk off in a hot tub together [southparkstudios.com].

          Clip [southparkstudios.com] (3MB QT)

          Stans father spends the whole episode agonizing over the fact that he is now GAY until the end.

          On that, I suspect there's a lot more "hetero" adolescent gay sex going on then conventional wisdom dictates. Why do you think "tranny" v
          • I'm sorry, but I can't look at that clip, because looking at that clip would make me gay, until the end.
            • I meant to write "...until the end of the episode, when just about every other man in South Park admits to having the same experience."

              Suffice to say, it would appear that many, many men in the US past and present have had/are having "hetero" homo experiences. However, lately it seems that it is only worth noting that North Africans/Arabs have these experiences, as that "proves" their moral corruption/inferiority.

              http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/ReadArticle. a sp?ID=246 [frontpagemag.com]

              See also that site, Little Gr
              • My point was more that it is mainly in the United States (and western Europe) where being gay is "tolerated" or that they won't automatically lynch you, but outside of these areas, there is gay sex going on, and even accepted to a degree. They just sort of pretend that it isn't going on because people don't indentify as gay.

                Basically, being gay is a luxery of people that live in the western world, and that there is more to being gay than having gay sex.

                And what does cross dressing have to do with being ga
                • They just sort of pretend that it isn't going on because people don't indentify as gay.

                  Hmmmmm...I always kinda figured they pretend that it's not going on because in their cultures homosexual behavior is still a Capital Offense [utne.com]...

                  And if it weren't for those damn Lib'rals, it'd still be a capital offense here too!
    • I forgot to add "Eyebrow-waxing"

      Also, thanks to LPetrazickis for the obscene ascii mini-art.

Slashdot Top Deals

"This isn't brain surgery; it's just television." - David Letterman

Close