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Journal cyranoVR's Journal: Michael Jackson is an Innocent Man 20

Journal by cyranoVR

Look, Michael Jackson has to be innocent. He doesn't give off the vibe of a molester - there is no sexuality there - boy lovin' or otherwise. I watch Law and Order: SVU like every day on USA Network, so I know what I'm talking about. Doesn't anybody remember that "kiss" he did with Elvis' daughter on MTV??? Maybe there's a lot of razzle-dazzle at his concerts, but trust me: there's nobody home.

I believe that he's telling the truth: he tucks them into bed, and even will sleep in the same bed with them on occasion; but there is nothing inappropriate going on. If you watched The Jackson 5 Story, you know why he does this: he was denied a true childhood by his tyranical father, and only wants to experience what was stolen from him. And he wants to bring those innocent joys of childhood - like sleeping in a comfy, warm bed - to young children who are also troubled by stuff like cancer or AIDS.

And besides, Moonwalker is like the best move EVER. The "Smooth Criminal" part kicks ass - that song rocks hard even today. And speaking of Moonwalker, did you ever play the Moonwalker video game? I must have pumped like 1000 quarters into that baby. Basically, you played a Black, White or Red Michael and go around beating the shit out of Mr. Big's goons. If you find Bubbles you get a powerup and saving children gets you bonus points. Plus near the end your Michael avatar gets to become a badass cyborg (like in the movie) and fire rockets n'stuff.

Also: when I was a kid, my family went on vacation to Orlando. We devoted one whole day just to Epcot Center, and I must have watched Captain Eo like twenty times. Don't believe me? Well, one day if you go to Epcot you'll realize I'm telling the truth: that place is boring as all hell!

Ok, MAYBE the extended version of the Black and White video was a little creepy. At the end he was grabing his wee wee and screaming and stuff, and then he busted the shit out of that car. That was messed up. Maybe he wasn't happy with the milage he was getting?

I just finished watching Scarborough Country on MSNBC and it seems like there's a good chance Michael might actually get convicted! Well, even if unimaginable happens, it can only help his career! Plenty of R&B stars have seen their fanbase grow exponentially after serving time: James Brown, Tupak, Rick James, that Mumia guy...

Don't worry Michael: we're behind you 110%. You'll always be the King of Pop!

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  • I think (Score:2)

    by ces ( 119879 )
    that Michael Jackson is the perfect example of what happens when you have too much money and not enough people around you to say "no" or tell you when something is a really bad idea.

    Even if Jackson didn't actually molest anyone, I suspect he is quite certifiably insane. The only reason he hasn't been committed is because he has a lot of money.

    I also have to wonder what any parent who lets their kid "play" with Jackson is thinking?
    • Even if Jackson didn't actually molest anyone, I suspect he is quite certifiably insane. The only reason he hasn't been committed is because he has a lot of money.

      On behalf of the truly insane, may I say that I am truly insulted.

      I am certifiably insane, and the only reason I haven't been committed is because I am able to uncannily impersonate sanity.

      That is all.

      Cheers,

      Ethelred

  • You are kidding, right?

    A 45-year old man regularly sleeps with pre-teen kids in his bed and you see nothing wrong with this?

    Imagine someone walked up to in the street and asked if you wanted to have your kid come over for a slumber party at his house, in his bed. What would you say to that?

    Now imagine he's rich. Does that change your mind at all?

    Now imagine he's rich and famous? Still not convinced?

    Now imagine it's Michael Jackson. Are you really going to let your kid share a bed with him just because
    • "Thriller" is always the #1 video on MTV's "Greatest Videos" countdowns.

      Every. Single. Time.
    • A 45-year old man regularly sleeps with pre-teen kids in his bed and you see nothing wrong with this?

      I'm 35 and I'm looking for some pre-teens, know where I can look?

      Secondly, I can't understand the fans that say "Oh, Michael couldn't do that, he wouldn't hurt anyone".

      Wait, I lost track, are we talking about the editor now? Did he do something wrong again?

      • I'm 35 and I'm looking for some pre-teens, know where I can look?

        That is so beyond the bounds of good taste it isn't even funny!

        So, how about those Olsen twins! Nudge, Nudge, say no more.

  • I plan on not reading one article about this latest revenue-generation tool of a lazy media. I don't see how info about MJ's behavior will serve any interest of mine except perhaps to sate the most prurient and irresponsible sense of curiosity I posess. I only wish I had this resolve during the summer of "shark attacks."

  • i just wanted to make it clear that this journal is the finest piece of writing i've ever seen in my entire life. it is a well thought out work. you make your points strongly. thank you for finally bringing some reason to the slashdot community.
  • ..you were supposed to be innocent unless proven guilty.

    Instead however, it seems that law is completely out of touch with the people it is supposed to serve and protect, because the majority has already convicted him.

    I'm no fan of MJ, quite the opposite actually. I also know this guy is going to get away with anything if he plays it well. And I think for an adult with some brain slight power he should understand that one doesn't sleep with minors in the same bed for "fun", and being the celebrity that
    • ..you were supposed to be innocent unless proven guilty.

      Whatever happened to "don't judge a book by its cover?"

      Look, MJ said himself - those kids ASKED if they could sleep over.

      • Look, MJ said himself - those kids ASKED if they could sleep over.

        Haha. Well I somehow doubt they asked to sleep with the alien himself. But you still are funny :)

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