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Comment Re:Fun exercise, but (Score 1) 19

the whole purpose of the Darwin Awards was to recognize people who, through their own stupidity, removed themselves from the gene pool.

No, that's most of the point, but definitely isn't the whole point.

Some of the point is to make fun of people for doing something stupid. They don't have to die or be prevented from reproducing, for their stupidity to provide smug entertainment.

This'll be a fun exercise, I suppose, and will generate some laughs.

Ah, you do get it.

Comment It's just temporary uncertainty as we transition (Score 2, Funny) 321

Republicans' rejection of Chesterton's Fence has finally made Lenin/Stalin's vision possible here in America. This is what allowed us to inaugurate Comrade Trump, by far the leftmost president in US history, making FDR look like a reactionary. But people keep forgetting this is relatively recent.

What I'm getting at, is that this extreme level of instability is to be expected, temporarily. (C'mon, you can go a mere 3-5 years without income from a job! Just ask your parents for money.)

Everyone knew it was coming, but only since November 2024, so things are just getting started. The government is now going to be forcing its way into all private businesses, to try to plan everything in accordance with the politiburo's design under Comrade Trump's brilliant leadership, but it takes time to get everyone onboard with the new reality of centralized planning.

Nobody said communism would be easy!

(And this isn't even real communism; it's just an attempt to adopt all the best aspects of Soviet-style communism, but where the means of production will still technically be "owned" by private parties. The catch is just that regardless of whether or not you "own" a business, you need to run it exactly how your government wants you to, so you'll have about all the capitalism that a 1938 USSR business has.)

Anyway, we and our fellow comrades will adjust to the new rules of Soviet America, and eventually the instability will diminish. When Republicans sing Stalin's praises, you need to remember Stalin had difficulty too (we'll have our own version(s) of 1922) and it took a while for the Soviet Union to become the shining example of an economic powerhouse that you knew by 1990. Think long-term.

America will eventually be the economic envy of the world, on par with today's Russia, clearly the strongest nation on the planet and worthy for all Americans to emulate. Listen to the Republicans. They can bring about this change. Communism may not be easy, but it can win if Republicans can unite us to turn away from the excesses of America's past. Vote Republican and I promise you, by 2032 the average American will be as filthy rich as today's average Russian!

Don't listen to conservatives like AOC! Those idiots will ruin everything with their attachment to stability, tradition, old America, and free markets. Dems just don't offer the same level of prosperity that that left offers.

Comment Garbage In, Garbage Out (Score 1) 112

Don't tell the text-looker-upper that you want to kill yourself, and it won't look up and give you text it found, about how to kill yourself.

At least at first glance, this looks a lot like user error.

The next time you want to kill yourself, try asking OpenAI's product about the best way to pet a puppy. I bet that will get you much safer advice.

Comment Re:No data, no problem (Score 2) 121

That's not how science works, but it really is how Trump works. This is the guy who made drunk Hegseth fire the DIA chief because the intel assessment of the Iranian bombing wasn't loyal enough.

He wants his underlings to lie to him. If you tell Trump the truth about something, it makes him angry. Wouldn't pollution censors on a satellite also pose a risk of seeing something Trump disagrees with?

It raises the question: why are any sensors being tolerated at all? Aren't temperature and moisture readings just as threatening? Who is the disloyal never-Trumper who authorized that any weather satellite be launched? Fuck all weather satellites; they can only lead to weather heresy. Weather satellites are a Democrat hoax.

Comment Modest proposal: 100:1 (Score 1) 224

What the wind and solar developers seem to be screaming about is how the federal government will no longer be issuing subsidies and tax breaks for the construction of wind and solar facilities

I wonder if maybe there could be a compromise.

Instead of zero subsidies for wind and solar, what if, instead, we gave them a subsidy equal to one percent of the money we give to fossil fuel industries? For example, if we give a thousand dollars to an oil company, give ten dollars to a solar company. If the taxpayers are forced to give the oil industry a hundred million dollar subsidy, then also force them to give a one million dollar subsidy the solar industry.

Might that be enough to keep the cheap renewable energy wackjobs happy, but still palatable to oil-burning enthusiasts?

I think if the government gave oil advocates a guarantee that they were getting more than everyone else, it would make them feel better about technology. Imagine an Exxon-branded T-shirt with "100:1, losers!" on it. Who wouldn't proudly wear that, and cackle with glee as they walk through hippie protest lines, watching the hippies' faces fall into despair as they realize they really were the losers.

Comment Re:Government should not own businesses..?? (Score 3, Insightful) 105

As long as the trademark legally exists, it exists. There are a fuckton of Americans who vote for Rs and Ds, but don't know anything about the parties' policies. If you own the R or D trademark, you automatically get tens of millions of votes for nothing. You can be as politically nutty as you want and you won't lose those votes. You can declare those voters your enemy and work directly against them, and they will reward you for that by voting for you.

"Republican" is still an extremely real thing, and it's worth more far more money than it cost Trump to buy. He really did find a great deal.

Comment Is their approval needed? (Score 5, Insightful) 224

Is the Republican Left (MAGA) now asserting the government has gained the power to control how The People generate electricity? I know transitioning from Free Markets to a Planned economy is a stress for everyone, but before We The People fully accept that stress, are we sure they can really force it on us?

I think we ought to at least wait and make SCOTUS agree that the 10th amendment does not exist. Until they say so, let's keep pretending the constitution is the law. Anything that will help to slow down Trump's implementation of Putin's vision for America, ought to be used.

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