That is Eldavojohn's schtick, he's a karma whore.

That reminded me:

I need to take out my trash.

When we're all unemployable we'll all be unemployeed.

That day is almost here.

It should balance out those Prius drivers that love the smell of their own farts.

From whence do they derive their mandate? Their funding? How are they structured?

I'd have more confidence in someone demanding transparency in others if they weren't completely opaque.

More chins than a Chinese MMO.

Only if they are a wholesale distributor of Valtrex.

Everyone has Aspergers now. It's the new Twinky defense.

Little surprise us folks from the other 54,000 square miles of New York hate those provincial louts from the city.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPANET

You can watch it on Hulu now. Held up suprisingly well over time.

Is that why Jersey Shore seems so bad?

We make tools that make other tools.

And now you understand how the system works. Give yourself a pat on the back and get back to the salt mines.

We've been a dictatorship since Lincoln suspended haebus corpus.