It's like the budget reincarnation package for someone who has never done anything bad, but contributed nothing to society: you get to live a shitty life in a shitty world as a hideous burrowing scrotum with claws and teeth but you're blind anyway, feel no pain, and never age or stop fucking.

I would be a well deserved (Score:5, Insightful) for a comment that basically says, "Cite?"

That's not how the scientific process works.

A theory's validity is supported and or challenged by solid repeatable experiments. To say that a flawed study is valid because it supports established theory is completely backwards.

A poorly designed study based on skewed sampling is flawed at best and propaganda fodder for worst.

I really hope they don't pass up the opportunity to make it look like an ancient artifact of Norse mythology; like straight up Gates of Argonath shit.

Or at least make it totally metal, like it was designed by Dethklok.

Come on Norway, gotta represent.

"This guy gets it." - Guy With Flashlight Up His Butt

I think the Grateful Dead should be considered an exception because it's widely known that a properly attended Dead concert is one you can't remember.

These authorized recordings were a way to constantly reassure their fans that "yeah man, that really did happen."

Fixed that for you.

None of your information, private or otherwise, is being taken. It's preventing you from taking something from the show, either in the form of the artist's performance or your fellow attendee's ability to enjoy it.

I think Ken now deserves an answer from the candidates to this follow-up question, "what do you think of this fucked up situation right here?"

And then they came out with Tide Pods, breaking them into smaller, transportable, unmarked (so they're easily...laundered) denominations. Who wouldn't love to control the supply of a universally demanded trade-able product with a stable intrinsic value?

I wonder when the Federal Reserve is going to bust up Proctor and Gamble for trying to nose in on their racket.

Oh, the tide is already shifting to a new underground currency, and this one is much more liquid and widely available.

Wouldn't it be funny if after extended consumption of this product, the gut biome changes to resemble a termite's and people start extracting nutrients and getting fat from the fermenting cellulose?

"Laplace’s hydrodynamic approach to tide prediction was first put into use by William Thomson, who would later become Lord Kelvin."

Dude scienced so hard he leveled up like motherfucking Gandalf.

I heard Kanye West is a hot-blooded gay fish.

"Did Bigfoot and Nessie's lovechild (Nessfoot?) post nude selfies on Instagram?! Find out at 11!"

@11: "No, none of that happened. Just another Kardashian sighting. Still,...News!"