conman-musk - Slashdot User

Comment Re:who cares about tonga? (Score 0) 62

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:24PM (#62206895) Attached to: How Will Tonga's Broken Internet Cable Be Mended?

Well, Elon Musk, possibly the only person who can wirelessly help the island nation, has offered to help.

Then reneged on that promise less than 10 minutes later.

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:11PM (#62206841) Attached to: China Gives 'Fight Club' New Ending Where Authorities Win

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:08PM (#62206829) Attached to: China Gives 'Fight Club' New Ending Where Authorities Win

So is 1984 considered a documentary?

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:04PM (#62206817) Attached to: China Gives 'Fight Club' New Ending Where Authorities Win

The Death Star blowing up was the empires 9/11.

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @05:01PM (#62206803) Attached to: FAA Provisionally Clears 90% of Aircraft To Fly Near 5G Networks

Why are the telicos so incompetent that their equipment broadcasts 400 MHz outside their allotted range?

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @04:40PM (#62206723) Attached to: Tesla Now Runs the Most Productive Auto Factory In America

Was going to mod this funny, but I read the story. How the everloving FUCK does a car ship without a brake pad? So no QC once a car is assembled?!

Missing brake pads are within spec.

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @04:37PM (#62206711) Attached to: Tesla Now Runs the Most Productive Auto Factory In America

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @04:33PM (#62206697) Attached to: Tesla Now Runs the Most Productive Auto Factory In America

I refuse to believe anything negative about dead cult leader.

Fixed that for you.

by conman-musk on Tuesday January 25, 2022 @04:30PM (#62206685) Attached to: Tesla Now Runs the Most Productive Auto Factory In America

How much is Tesla paying slashdot to hide any negative story about tesla?. Why were stories about missing brake pads and broken heaters marked as spam?