You should try finding wifi at truckstops. At least, functioning wifi. As for free wifi, there are about a dozen truckstops in the USA that have free, functioning wifi.

The big truckstop chains, like T/A and Flying J, each have their own little wifi network which costs about $5 for a day or $20-$25/month (and if you buy a month's worth at one truckstop chain, of course, you're stuck trying to find that particular chain to stop at when you want to surf).

I've tried all of them - T/A, Flying J, Pilot, Love's, etc. Almost none of them function to the point of usability, and those that do are about as fast as a 14.4kbps modem, at best.

If they weren't, they should have been.

I for one welcome our new radical Marxist overlord, his terrorist benefactors, his "God Damn America" spiritual advisor, his communist pedophile mentor, and his convicted slumlord real estate broker.

Funny thing is, once upon a time Democratic presidents, while wrong on policy matters, still loved this country and were more or less good people like Truman, Kennedy and Johnson. And Kennedy was actually right more than he was wrong, what with lowering taxes and being strong on defense. I suppose that these days it's too much to ask that the president not hate this nation.

Off to the local gun shop, time to spend some of my money while I still have change left after taxes, and before the 2nd Amendment is repealed.

And now, for our new national anthem:

Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'!
Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov
Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz!

        Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
        Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
        Partiya Lenina -- sila narodnaya
        Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin veliky nam put' ozaril,
Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!

        Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
        Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
        Partiya Lenina -- sila narodnaya
        Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma
My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany,
I krasnomu znameni slavnoy otchizny
My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!

        Slavsya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,
        Druzhby narodov nadyozhny oplot!
        Partiya Lenina -- sila narodnaya
        Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

They had the results a month ago, provided by ACORN and Ohio Secretary of State, Frau Brunner (cue horse whinnying sound effect).

It's been effectively swept under the carpet by the Obama Press Corps - namely, ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, etc. If you mention that stuff now, you are a tin-foil-hat-wearing nutjob, and agents from the Department of Mental Hygiene will be along shortly to escort you to a re-education center where you will be taught true love for your messiah and saviour, Barry O.

Its a work in progress to collect all the filming locations/landmarks for TV and Movies into a google maps mashup. http://movielandmarks.com/