... nor Iowa except I was told that the reason was that you won't be smiling when the cop pulls you over. Now I know the real reason.
As I recall, they were honest with me at the time ( a couple of years ago ).
That dweeb will almost kill you twice or three times with misdiagnoses before he finds the right one.
Um, you know he's not REAL, right?
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.