... I guess the steps to implement this would, in a sense, be "Baldur's Gait"?

I'll just see myself to the door now.

ZUUUUULLLLL

Okay, but when is the crappy, bloated Michael Bay movie version arriving?

s/stunning/predictable/g

Except people care about this one.

I had $100 on it happening at the University of Texas at Connecticut.

This is the saddest story ever.

Mebbe read the article?

Nestor 10. Come here! COME HERE!

That must make it, like, 500 times faster than Silverlight.

Uh, yeah, I meant they're not spending anything *on developing passable* STBs. Great reading though.

You've clearly never used their set top boxes. They're not spending any meaningful amount of money on those, trust me. They're terrible. Changing channels should never take more than 8 seconds. Or 1 second, for that matter.

WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH

The Mark Watney Memorial stamp looked pretty sweet IMO

And an engine.