Nestor 10. Come here! COME HERE!

That must make it, like, 500 times faster than Silverlight.

Uh, yeah, I meant they're not spending anything *on developing passable* STBs. Great reading though.

You've clearly never used their set top boxes. They're not spending any meaningful amount of money on those, trust me. They're terrible. Changing channels should never take more than 8 seconds. Or 1 second, for that matter.

WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHH

The Mark Watney Memorial stamp looked pretty sweet IMO

And an engine.

You mean "worse than a vulnerability that doesn't seem to have been exploited on any significant scale"?

Everyone knows Slot machines are a bad bet.

Great comeback, kid. Good try. Good effort.

At first blush, I figured "Make a Date With Fraud" meant someone had set up an entire dating service designed to introduce people to, well, me. A bit sad to see it wasn't that, honestly.

If it recedes faster than c, you can count on it receding way faster than Java.

It teaches them the difference between "its" and "it's". Also, food stamps.

You would not believe the number of misdirected emails I've gotten at numbereighthundredtwenty@gmail.com.

If they won, we wouldn't really know, would we?